Comments on: Blonde Jokes

By: matty

matty — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:13:51 +0000

there is a blonde lady, she goes into a shop and says can i buy that tv please, the man says sorry i dont sell to blondes.
the next day she has dies her hair and goes into the shop and says can i buy that tv please and the man says sorry i dont sell to blondes.
the next day she dies her hair again and goes into the shop nd says can i buy that tv please, the man says the same again. the women says ok i have died my hair 3 different colours now, how do you know i am blonde, the man says that is a microwave!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:42:17 +0000

Blonde Jokes are like sooooo funny cause brunettes are SMART!!!!!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:39:27 +0000

Brunettes are way smarter than blondes blondes are just dumb

By: Jessie

Jessie — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:00:31 +0000

I love Blonde Jokes
Here is my fave

3 Blondes are walking down the beach. One of them picks something out of the sand. She brushes it off and realizes it is a lamp and a genie comes out. The genie says “I usually grant three wishes, but since there are three of you I will grant you one wish a piece.”
The genie turns to the first Blonde and says “What is your wish?”
The first Blond replies “Well…Id kind of like to be a little smarter.”
The Genie says “your wish is granted” snaps his fingers and poof she is a Redhead
The genie turns to the second Blonde and says “”What is your wish?”
The second Blonde replies “Well…I wanna be smarter than her!!!.” pointing to the first
The Genie says “your wish is granted” snaps his fingers and poof she is a Brunette
The genie turns to the third Blonde and says “”What is your wish?”
The third Blonde replies ” Well….I kinda like being Blonde, no one expects much from me, they don’t make me do stuff, in fact I think I’d like be a little dumber.”
The Genie says “your wish is granted” snaps his fingers and poof she is a Man

he he he he
I am not a man hater…I just love that joke