For ever fattening Santa Clause People in the US widen their chimneys for Xmas.

Also in the United State Santa Clause wishes everyone a merry Xmas in the presence of a lawyer and still gets sued for sexual harassment.

In North Korea people celebrate Xmas by firing fireworks at South Korea.

In the Antarctic they celebrate by having snowball fights and making snowmen…just like any other holiday.

In India children tell verselets to cows.

In Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry children dance around the Xmas tree, then the Xmas tree dances around the children.

In the UK when Big Ben strikes 12 they eat 12 spoons of oatmeal and make a wish. Then they dance to Russian folk song (Berezovky and Abramovich paid for it)

In the Sarah desert people decorate sand with sand.

In the Middle Earth Trees come to town, chop down a human, take it to the forest and plant it.

On the international space station they squeeze the Xmas tree out of the tube.

In Sparta weak and ugly Santas are thrown of the cliff.

In Holland people celebrate the New Year then invite it to have some tea.

In the Bermudas men sit at the table, kiss their wives and mother-in-laws and then disappear for three years.

In Australia instead of stocking people hang kangaroos.

In Africa Xmas is the only holiday when everybody eats the Xmas tree instead of each other.

In Israel people throw old junk from the windows but still watch it so others won’t take it.

Santa after giving everyone presents, returns home, puts a present for himself under the Xmas tree, goes to bed and in the morning in disappointment says “once again I didn’t get what I wanted”