Creativity is the key to the future. I personally admire some of the adverts from this selection: funny, smart and well-done!
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These are amazing and clever ad..^^…I particularly love the WWF and People in Need Ads…^^
I’m willing to bet alot of these are “spec” ads, made for practice by small companies or ad students, and not authorized by the companies themselves (ie the Smart car ads).
I agree with Patrick as the advert for the car promoting a clean exhaust is contrasted with the fellow having to hang himself to commit suicide.
I agree with Patrick. There is no way that Honda ad would get approved. Plus it’s the CO that kills, not the CO2.
I agree with Alex especially since the car ad says “0% C02″ when clearly they meant “0% CO”
Brilliant collection of Advertising Wit
that’s not necessarily true, high brow art and culture magazines have ads like this all the time. most major companies have different ad campaigns for their different audiences.
The chick in the ‘fit’ adds is hot as shit. I’d fuck her in the ass, no question.
baillie, i agree completly. in my opinion, those are ads to convince women to GET FAT. i’d fuck her brains out, personally.
Agreed. I’m tired of scrawny chicks. She’s ass-hot-spankable. I’d hit it.
I found your side through the presurfer. Amazing. Great collection!
As a 20 year married man who likes large ladies (uncluding my beautiful wife) the gorgeous lass nude in the rose petals just won my 1st prize for ***********. Very shaggable indeed. Waiting for a bucket of cold water so I can stand up again in safety…..
God, I hope my missus doesn’t read this
I’m not sure they “clearly” meant to say CO instead of CO2. Yes technically it’s the CO that kills people, but the CO2 is the bigger greenhouse gas that is produced from combustion engines and i think that is exactly what they’re trying to say. They’re advertising geniuses, not science geeks like us.
oh, and yes the nude woman in the rose petals is gorgeous.
Nice!!…. well done ads
nnial 2007 – salvatore iaconesi – del.icio.us poetry thanks for this post!
Nice… and nothing wrong with the body of the girl on the rosebed
I think the fat chick on the rose petals should go on a diet. It shows she is a sloppy lazy person who allows her body to look gross. Don’t like skinny chicks but healthy women with appropriate curves are the sexiest. The fat chick needs to be starved for a couple months.
“shows she is a sloppy lazy person who allows her body to look gross”.Always amazes me that some folks can’t see that people,like flowers,come in all kinds of shapes,sizes and colors.and that oftimes a persons size and form is a matter of heredity and environment,not sloth or gluttony.Though the model is slightly huskier than my personal”ideal”,she is a”real woman”.not an artificially sculpted and prone to revert one.And an attractive feminine form to be appreciated.
I would rather have sex with a blender turned on than see that naked fat ass woman with the rose petals again…thats fucking disgusting.
Thanks for all the guys who are putting up for the girl in the ‘Fit’ ads.
As a girl who is overweight (I’m not morbidly obese or anything, just not exactly skinny) its nice to see guys who appreciate curves. Someone besides my boyfriend anyway.
And for you other guys who say its disgusting and that we’re all gluttons, while I do like food, I can also run a mile easily and am a brown belt in Karate (thats one less than black). Just because I have curves doesn’t mean I’m not healthy or in some kind of physical shape.
Oh, and I have to say that I found the Durex ad the funniest. ^^
I have to say that the woman in the rose petals is one of the sexiest that I’ve seen in a print ad in quite some time. She’s curvy in all the right places. Yes, she’s built bigger than the little twigs that you see on fashion runways – but she’s put together just right.
Mystery, as anyone familiar with any of the martial arts will tell you, Brown is NOT one belt from Black. Red is. And there’s just a little more to love when your lady’s got more meat on her bones than a starved girl straight from the runway.
Jordan,
As a black belt myself, I must tell you that belt rankings differ between styles and schools. In my discipline red-black was the one before black. Then brown and than red.
So as someone very familiar with marital arts will tell…stop talking out of your ass.
These ads are brilliant – i buy all of this shit now.
OPray to jesus
WOAH!
ha ha enjoid!!
great collection =)))
haha. good ones.
except for the third one up. i think she looks great. she’s been photoshopped so much she’s not obese anymore. honestly. she looks fine.
well…smart car is taking more swipes at President Bush…how eurpeon.
fuck them….they can take their shitty little four wheeled underpowered mopeds and stick up them up their elitist asses…fucking pommies.
in the USA…we dont pay almost THREE Euro per liter,we dont drive little shitboxes…and we havent listened to euroPEONS…since the french stopped being decent,and our Mon Amis…
want to save money???
GO TO YOUR GOVERNMENTS, TELL THEM TO REDUCE YOUR TAXES….
THEN…AND ONLY,THEN ACT ARROGANT…YOU SELF AGGRANDIZING ASSHOLES.
and as an AMERICAN,who voted for Bush…Twice…
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
Star,
I can appreciate the work that you have done to obtain your black belt. I myself run my own school, and must admit that though you may have the techniques and the physical ability, you do not sound like you have developed the usual respect and honor that normally goes with it. Perhaps, you should meet one of my friends. She is a rather large woman, yet she has ability than many others that I have seen in my years teaching (besides, she likes to prove peoples concepts of her wrong).
Sorry about that, I meant to add in the fact that star is correct, and that I should set Jordan up with Dana. I was a bit too hasty on the Enter button. Cheers!
@Star, Jofdan, Misery and the lot – I’m not quite sure why you guys have to discuss the topic at all. Besides you don’t have to have a black belt in order to know that there’re different progression paths depending on the martial art school you study… Please stop bitching about your belts and beat each other up…
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@fuck him, fuck you – well roared – I’m so afraid of you Americans I’m gonna wet myself – because of people like you the ads are so funny/sad… If you were smart you let the Austrian run for presidency (European supremacy)…
@funtasticus: some great ads
That curvy girl in the flower petals is GORGEOUS! She is even tanned! She looks better than the skinny sluts in the upper ads by far… I bet she can cook too, which is a dying art in women these days.
LOL..the US flag made in China? Figures….
#32: I agree. Thank you.
All others indicating that you’d like to bed the fat chick, ewww. What’s wrong with you? Now I am nauseous and it is all your fault. Besides, the flowers on her left breast look like bullet wounds. Sick.
u can helpü me? i dont check the one with he passport from oil of olaz, and i dont get the comecy central with the banana. can someone explain em to me? ….
I think these ads are great! If they put these ads out there they might even get more business, but they would offend someone out there, so I know they can’t. I think it would be nice to see some of these funny ads for a change. I’d look at and read one of these ads before I would read some boring same ‘ol, same ‘ol ad. I also have to say to the guy Billy who had a bad remark about the lady laying on the roses and said that fat people need to be starved for a couple of months and a few others that had remarks about the lady on the bed of roses: Guys you really need help! You don’t know her and how dare you say something like that. Maybe she can not help the fact that she is big. I was small all of my life. I weighed 106 when I had my 4th and last son but, I have a thyriod problem, so now I weigh 150. My weight go’s up and down since I had this one surgey 10 years ago and because of my over and under active Thyroid my weight go’s back and forth. I’m not and wasn’t tring to make this about me. I was just trying to give you and some others just some examples of how real life is. In a perfect world every woman would have a nice small frame ( I guess ) but it’s not a perfect world and never will be. So think about it…That woman is beautiful! The picture is beautiful! Maybe you just have some issues yourself that your not comfortable with, so you lash out on others. Let it go man…Nobody is perfect.
Fuck him, Fuck you… Hell yeah, bubba! I hate them goddamn snobby europeans. What the hell they got to be snobby about!? I’m pretty sure we could fuck ‘em up pretty good. What do you think about that, Bubba? I say that we start with the fucking french, too. All that “wee, wee” queer shit they say and shit. Did you see that move, Talladega Nights? God, that fucking frenchy was a flamer! You know what’s worse than the euroPEONS (good pun, too… map props, bubba)…… Actually, ignorant fucking rednecks with an immature ethnocentric mindset. Grow up, please. You’re embarrassing me.
Love,
Stanley
P.S. The U.S. is only number 17 on the Human Poverty Index, behind thirteen European countries. Funny, I thought that the “euroPEONS” were the ones in need of a good personal budget. Oh well, if the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Rush Limbaugh are your sources, I really can’t expect any better. Good luck!
Those chicks in the “Fit” ads are morbidly obese! Why are some people saying they are hot???
If you martial artists are so tough go prove it in the UFC. That’s the closes to real fighting you’re going to get. All pure martial artists get beat up there. The karate experts get taken to the ground and the pure jiujitsu guys get punched in the face repeatedly–they’re not too use to that.
Hey one thing I have to say about the US/European thing. What fucking invention came from Europe that truly changed our lives in the last 100 years. Hmm….light bulbs invented here, electricity harnessed here (the European born Tesla just needed good ol’ US work ethic to contribute), computers invented here, wireless communication, air travel….uhh man my fingers are getting tired of typing all the stuff we’ve done for you fucking cry babies. Maybe you should start working at least 40 hours a week so you can give a little back to US you pathetic, ingrates. Oh and you’re welcome for preventing Hitler from turning all your peoples into submissive bratwurst and beer makers.
Fat chicks, skinny chicks, medium chicks….who cares…there are billions of people in the world that find each group disgusting and beautiful at the same time. Just pick which one you like and shut the fuck up!!
nothing wrong with beer and bratwurst… ;o)
@ SomeRandomDude:
the WORLD WIDE WEB, you heard of it?
Great stuff!!!
These ads don’t render well on my dHELL laptop since the pictures were rather big. I would like to stuff a coke bottle up all of the fat chick’s orifices, then break it. Then I would force-feed her about 10 cups of coffee while undergoing a colon cleanse and a lot of Bran Flakes. I’d show her!
After we had gotten to know one another, I guess at that point it might get intimate. I’d probably glue her nostrils shut then ram my cock down her throat. Maybe I’d pour drain-o on it first just to leave an aftertaste.
Just a loving’ fun dude from BUTTFUCKVILLE OHIO
NOW I AM GONNA GO SPREAD MY BUTT CHEEKS FOR MY FAGGOT LOVER……….
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So clever and funny!!! Love it.
God these ignorant americans posting on this sight make me roar with laughter. What a bunch of stupid yanks!
They cannot spell, they cannot speak properly.
Their president is the laughing stock of the world, not to mention a moron as well.
Their army couldn’t defeat a bunch of mountain range north vietnamese in the 1960s/70s.
They can’t accomplish their current misson, despite their posting that absurb banner!
Nascar is for the poor white trash crowds and the un-educated in the US.
60% of the population is obese. The rest are grossly overweight and lazy.
They are responsible for 42% of the world’s pollution.
Their automobiles are cheap clunkers that nobody drives but the rich old white men
Honda and Toyota rule their marketplace, just as everything else Japanese does
They haven’t made a decent product to market to the world since the Hershey Bar.
“What ads?! I don’t see… Oh, guess I’d better turn Adblock off.”
Kelly e gay si imi suge pula! PRISON IS NOT GOOD!
spettacolari!!
I liked the first one(toysrus)
Nice content for such a horribly moderated website….and naming the pic files ad1, ad2, etc gets them blocked by adblock….
Absolutely hysterical. Loved the Durex ad. Terrific, nice to see what an audience outside of New York City gets to view.
I think the fat chick is amazingly sexy.As opposed to the women in the bra ads–so boring! It’s not about their actual bodies–it’s about sexiness dudes. If you don’t get it, date a blender.
LOL’d the Honda ad and the kid sitting behind the door with a camera. The rainforest Tarzan is very effective. I would love to see some of these ads in the New Yorker. Especially those luxury/hunger adds too.
Oh and the intolerant Americans and Europeans–stop wasting time.
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’?
Um, excuse me you incredibly naive twits…the woman in the rosepetals, just like anyone in an ad, has been seriously airbrushed so that you can’t see the lumps and bumps and cellulite..or the nasty skin from a lifetime of bad eating habits…and the odd way that fat hangs off her body. And the fat rolls have been airbrushed out. But if you are into having sex with disgusting fat pigs who can’t even wash themselves properly because they can’t reach everything, well, good for you. Personally, I prefer someone who’s healthy and actually has some muscle tone. You know, someone actually gets up off their fat butt and gets some exercise other than lifting the fork to their mouth. If I wanted fat, I’d go to the store and buy 100 lbs of lard.
And does it not occur to you that fat people have no stamina and no flexibility? God, you people are sick if you really want to have sex with a lump of lard that after one minute is too tired to do anything but lie there like the sack of potatoes she ate for lunch.
Thanks for sharing
Who gives a crap what belt you are in your martial arts, doesn’t prove much – does it?
And the women in the rose petals may have been air brushed but her face is still pretty, what’s wrong with you morons? And you other morons who go on about how you’d like to shag her? She’s just a person, not a product for you to discriminate and criticize. Overweight people are humans too.
And, for the love of Earth, stop arguing about Europeans and Americans – we’re all the same flesh and blood, can’t you appreciate that?
And Bush is a complete turd, he fucked up America big time. Full-stop.
Liked most of them except the Honda ad…not at all clever, in fact, it’s quite disturbing to say the least!
I’d just like to chime in and say that I think the rose petal woman is gorgeous.
Amazing!!!! Marvelous, and the Cordaid ad is the best!!! Thank you for this great advertisements selection!!
haha
wow
I’m American and i HATE Bush
and i even agree with the European’s
we are dumb
but thats only because no one cares about the education of American children
and i would no because i’m in high school and people don’t care
we dont have the books we need
and we only have 20 computers for the whole school
and even are teachers leave us!
we’ve when through 19 teachers in 3 years and because they don’t get payed shit!
so just shut up about everyone else and work on the education system
(sorry if i spelled anything wrong i’m horrible at spelling)
lol love the Honda ad
I love the third one, it is scary though
Shit load of comments… sweeet!
First of all, Europeans are not snobby, you just interpret it that way. Second, the English accent is Celtic, the original dialect of English. If you don’t like the real English then go invent your own dang language instead of twisting it to your sick likeness.
Third, most of your info on Europeans(and the rest of the world) comes from the self-praising American film industry, which is not as bloody spot on as you think it is. Ask yourself this, how many Europeans have you met?
Take a look at the Baseball world series. Which country other then the U.S. participates?
And American Football, it doesn’t even involve feet… nor skill. Just plow your way across a hundred yards while mindlessly ramming a couple of muscle-bound retards along the way. Thats not sport, thats idiocy.
Plus, the concept of it was never created by Americans either. It came from Rugby which is a better SPORT in itself.
Real FOOTBALL(and more appropriately termed) is Soccer.
You have the most advanced and most ineffectual army in the world that continually fails to do anything other then in Hollywood.
Most of your population is composed of the average hillbilly and the highest IQ average in USA is 115. Take a look at European averages. Plus, the American population is more reliant on therapy then any other nation of the world.
Their people are not as resilient as Hollywood suggests and is extremely xenophobic.
American muscle cars are crap when compared to European cars which can produce the same power much more efficiently. Take a look at Ferrari or the German car industry. If you don’t buy that, when was the last time you used the full muscle of the American hot rod or do you just fancy going “ooh!” when you see the car that can deliver the torque you won’t ever use.
The “Smart” car approach to automobiles focuses on what you do need from your car and delivering that need at maximum efficiency and lower costs.
So next you go bashing the rest of the world take a look at your own mediocre vocabulary and compose better reasoning for dislike. Your reasoning for defending the U.S. was: “Golly gee, fuck you cuz ma President is the bestest President in the whole wide world! Hey, look, I made the pun EuroPEON. haha”.
Is the rest of the world so self-aggrandizing? Is the US so different just because their cinema produces made-up reason for self praise?
Get a life, yank. Intellectuality was never your strong point.
cool!
First of all, I think these ads are hilarious. Second, I think it’s ridiculous that comments on things that are meant to be humorous has turned into a cultural attack. I am American and respect Europeans and Americans the same because I recall being told early on in life that treating people differently based on something they were born with (such as their nationality) is wrong.
I agree that there are many problems with American society, but there are just as many flaws with global society. I don’t think that obesity should be encouraged because it is unhealthy, but I don’t think that people should be berated for something which they sometimes cannot control or have had forced upon them by family and/or society from an early age.
The elitist mentality of many European people (though certainly not all) is just as bad as the elitist American mentality and is not only stupid but harmful, as it halts progress toward global solutions for global problems. I resent being clumped together with a cultural stereotype just as much as anyone else would. I am neither overweight, uneducated, nor ill-mannered. It is simply ignorant to judge a whole group of people as one- and there’s a word for it: Bigotry. So lay off.
Oh, and the Nezeril ad was my favorite. I thought it was cute
(Oh, and to “Fuck him, fuck you” and “Frank W Bush”, I think you’re both ignorant morons and you are both reason that negative US stereotypes are still around. Grow up and learn a little culture, would you?)
Great stuff!!! Enjoyed …………………..
So….the world wide web…that’s the only European invention that could be thought of. That’s funny as hell!!! Is that even considered an invention or a mere add-on. You know, the same way we invented the car and the Japs just improved on it. So after we harnessed electricity, invented computers, then the Internet, Tim Berner’s Lee comes around and adds on hypertext and that’s your great invention. That’s really funny!! Do you not think other methods would have been created if html and http had not gained ground. Hell that’s even disappearing slowly because it sucks so much. Why do you think Microsoft came out with SilverLight and Adobe is pushing Flash and Sun is pushing JAVA FX…cause straight html will soon be DEAD!!! But yaah to the Europeans for saving the world with hypertext. Now go relax for another 100 fucking years….that should be enough to rest on your laurels for a long while.
@ somerandomdude:
I took my time to learn the english language and it’s people like you who make regret that…
I don’t want to generalize or anything, but it’s usually the americans that fall under the “people like that category”… I wonder why.
I’m not going to bother to actually list any european inventions here, since I’m not into the dick measuring thing, even though it would help prove a point, namely that you my dear sir are just about as lost in this place as one could get…
instead, I’ll do something for you, hopefully for your education as well, and I’ll give you a link to a website that I found after a fairly basic google search. here it is:
http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa121599a.htm
enjoy yourself.
back on topic:
I must say, I loved the ads, the beijing 2008 one being one of may favourites.
Wow, are all Europeans so bigoted? Talk about stereotyping, blind hatred, prejudice, and close-mindedness….
Is without question the greatest country in the world.
idiot american u just dont know where is europe
ok now come and kick my ass if u know where is hungary! yes its a country! és szopjatok le büdös gecik 
Arguments and reason
It is amazing to notice that in any language or culture people who lack intelligent arguments find it enough to be offensive and rude for it to hide their limitations. The ostrich is much bigger than its head. People who hide their ugly bigoted faces behind abuse are still there to be seen.
I find the ads clever and fresh. Indeed look like young students projects. Award winning the aid ones. Don’t care a bit if they are made by europeans paid by americans, or by americans paid by europeans. They don’t just sell, they talk to you, intelligently, unlike some readers.
For the record of silly records, thumb counter check this:
As an identified entity
The USA has been here for 2 centuries;
Islam for 13;
Christianity for 20
Europe has been making a difference for a little longer than all that, over 30. We have stopped counting with our fingers for a while. keep a smile on that face man.
Rf.
I saw the t-rex. ^___^
they are all very funny but ,sickishly cute
Karen, if you’re a woman – at least judging by your name – then I’m very surprised that a representative of a social group that’s been oppressed and discriminated throughout the history (i.e. women) is being so discriminative herself (that women are usually also far more bigoted than men is also a fact that makes me feel ashamed of my own gender). To tell you the truth, I don’t find obese bodies esthetical either, but the sight of those skeletons on catwalks poses an equal offence to my senses. They make me shudder yet there’s no way to escape them in everyday life. The sight of an overtrained woman’s body like that of Madonna makes me shudder too. So maybe yiou get an idea of what it’s like for somebody who doesn’t share your tastes and opinions and is not as arrogant as to believe that his/her standards are shared by everyone else in the world.
And you guys who find overweight women attractive: there’s certainly a more gentlemanly way of expressing your affection that doesn’t include such terms as “bang”, “hit”, “ass”, “fuckable” etc. “Sexist” is not only something that involves slim women.
Otherwise, these are all very interesting, imaginative and subversive ads. Such a shame that their creators will go on making a career with the usual dull ones we see every day.
karen, thanks for being so brainwashed by the publics view of feminine beauty that you dont seem to realize that just because a person is bigger, that in no way means they arent beautiful, or in decent shape. its because of people like you that girls, including myself, get out of bed everyday feeling like we have to live our lives 20-30lbs underweight. by implying that just because a woman is overweight that no one would ever love her, you’re only helping to keep societies image of beauty at a dangerously unhealthy place.
and just because someone is skinny, that doesnt mean they are in shape. most of the little girls that i know can barely pick up their own books for class because they havent eaten in about a week. on the flip side of that, just because a person is big doesnt mean they dont have muscle tone. ballet for instance. dancers tend to be in some of the best all around shape when it comes to muscle tone and flexibility… lets see. i believe you said fat people arent flexible?
http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/07/29/news/journal.php?page=1
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=433787&in_page_id=1879
I was going to make a comment about the rather ignorant banter in the comments but chose not to because Julia (comment #70) summed up everything I was going to say.
Those ads are brilliant. The European Diva is nuts but she can breed hate if she/he wants.
America will become obsolete as soon as Chindia takes off and realizes they don’t need us for anything but the land we occupy. Then we are all pretty well screwed. What nobody realizes is that the government does not want people to be smart. They can turn against regimes otherwise.
Holy hell, these ads are great.
Thanks a lot!
Yep a little over 2 centuries for the good ol’ US and look how we’ve changed the world for the better. By the way, i checked out your little link: http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa121599a.htm and I wouldn’t want to measure my dick either if it was as small as yours. The thing you failed to notice in posting that random link is that over 90 percent of the inventors there are from the US. So in 2 centuries we’ve done more than all you idots combined throughout the history of mankind….lmfao.
By the way…you can thank us for this guy too since he saved so many people from starvation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Borlaug
So my message to all of you from other countries is shut the fuck up and start working to give back…til then you should be thankful that we’re policing this damn world from crazy dictators and megalomaniacs.
Keep fucking with our people and we’ll just isolate ourselves and stop helping you idiots out. Even we get tired of wiping your whiny asses.
These adverts were brilliant, daring, morbid… really all spoke to me as a graphic designer and artist as well as a consumer! In response to all the positive comments about the larger woman in the rose petals in the ‘Fit’ ad, I was actually really surprised to see so many! I mean, personally I think thicker women are beautiful especially those who wear their curves so brilliantly, but I guess I hadn’t realized that so many men felt the same way. I was quite impressed with the open mindedness in response to these edgy, envelope pushing ads, I appreciate the shared appreciation in your views. Well done!
Carefully selected it seems, funny. I was just loving the page and it got over… wanting more of these, to tickle my fun bone. I collect images that suit my taste and most of these are now stored in my folder. Great compilation.
brilliant advertising! Shocking and funny… the way we get the message.
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’?
My man thinks I’m gorgeous just like I am. You guys are idiots
Oh my god! How bloody ignorant can you get? Let me just isolate a few of “SomeRandomDude’s” statements:
“The thing you failed to notice in posting that random link is that over 90 percent of the inventors there are from the US. So in 2 centuries we’ve done more than all you idots combined throughout the history of mankind….lmfao.”
Clearly you, as a master of analysis, have spotted the “90″ percent American inventors in the 20th century (btw, many, if not most, of those names are not american) yet managed to miss the other 99.99999 percent of the 3 million years of the history of Mankind. But I guess thats as far as it goes in that little hillbilly head of yours. Plus, learn to spell, idiot.
“By the way…you can thank us for this guy too since he saved so many people from starvation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Borlaug ”
He was a Norwegian living in the US. Do better research next time.
“So my message to all of you from other countries is shut the fuck up and start working to give back…til then you should be thankful that we’re policing this damn world from crazy dictators and megalomaniacs.”
Always seeing corruption everywhere but within. Go jump in a lake.
“Keep fucking with our people and we’ll just isolate ourselves and stop helping you idiots out. Even we get tired of wiping your whiny asses.”
This line makes me wonder… are you George Bush?
I am an American and once again I am embarrassed by a fellow American’s conduct. In fact, there is little else American to be proud of lately. Many of the ideals of this country no longer exist or have become so twisted they are unrecognizable. My country and its people are being manipulated through the perpetuation of fear and insecurity. Excuses are being made in the name of security. The Bush administration has done more harm to the US then any terrorist. Arrogance has replaced education and the little education that may occur comes from the tube.
Okay, I’m 14.
Dear Karen:
I starved myself for three motherfucking years because of bitches like Karen.
I was anorexic, and when I had to eat, I threw up afterwards, because I got told I was too fat by a girl whose bones literally stuck out.
She couldn’t do anything for herself, she was so weak, so don’t you ever fucking act like you know anything.
I went to the hospital because I didn’t eat for 8 days and I passed out in class.
And on top of that, I had a boyfriend before I forced my self to lose weight. I had giuys who thought I was beautiful because I was curvy.
And now no one loves me and no guys like me because I turned into a little fucking skeleton scarecrow like I’m sure you are.
I have to force myself to eat now, because I still fear getting fat.
you don’t know shit.
all you do is throw up your hate-barf onto internet forums.
go fuck yourself, because no one else will, and I know that .
@Karen
First, you can’t Photoshop fat rolls off. The effect of airbrushing off the creases from fat rolls would look weird, since then that girl would had a scalloped edge to her sides.
I am a size 14. I got my body from my mother’s side of the family, which is all Italian. The women on her side of the family have a tendency to be bigger, however, we gain weight mainly in our chests, so it’s all good. I can wash myself fine, and do so often. My skin is pretty good, considering I am a teenager. I’m also a vegetarian, and mostly eat steamed fish and fruit. I have been heavy all my life, yet I was always active, playing sports, biking, horseback riding, etc. I was also not allowed to have junk food at all. Yet, because of extremely early puberty and my genetics, I’m still heavy, yet perfectly healthy. I can run, swim, bike, sprint, climb, etc., just as well, if not better, than someone smaller than me, due to very strong, muscular legs. I’ve also got great stamina, and am pretty flexible.
I just think everyone should be both happy and healthy when it comes to their bodies.
Also, all of you Europeans and Americans need to lay off. You both look bad.
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@Jen
Ballet dancers are skinnier than most models. They also starve themselves and have to keep below a certain weight. I certainly agree that the Fit models were gross looking and not an accurate representation of women. Most women do not look like that, as well as most women don’t look like typical models. The advertisement business is very fucked up.
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Super Man
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