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These are amazing and clever ad..^^…I particularly love the WWF and People in Need Ads…^^
I’m willing to bet alot of these are “spec” ads, made for practice by small companies or ad students, and not authorized by the companies themselves (ie the Smart car ads).
I agree with Patrick as the advert for the car promoting a clean exhaust is contrasted with the fellow having to hang himself to commit suicide.
I agree with Patrick. There is no way that Honda ad would get approved. Plus it’s the CO that kills, not the CO2.
I agree with Alex especially since the car ad says “0% C02″ when clearly they meant “0% CO”
Brilliant collection of Advertising Wit
that’s not necessarily true, high brow art and culture magazines have ads like this all the time. most major companies have different ad campaigns for their different audiences.
The chick in the ‘fit’ adds is hot as shit. I’d fuck her in the ass, no question.
baillie, i agree completly. in my opinion, those are ads to convince women to GET FAT. i’d fuck her brains out, personally.
Agreed. I’m tired of scrawny chicks. She’s ass-hot-spankable. I’d hit it.
I found your side through the presurfer. Amazing. Great collection!
As a 20 year married man who likes large ladies (uncluding my beautiful wife) the gorgeous lass nude in the rose petals just won my 1st prize for ***********. Very shaggable indeed. Waiting for a bucket of cold water so I can stand up again in safety…..
God, I hope my missus doesn’t read this
I’m not sure they “clearly” meant to say CO instead of CO2. Yes technically it’s the CO that kills people, but the CO2 is the bigger greenhouse gas that is produced from combustion engines and i think that is exactly what they’re trying to say. They’re advertising geniuses, not science geeks like us.
oh, and yes the nude woman in the rose petals is gorgeous.
Nice!!…. well done ads
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Nice… and nothing wrong with the body of the girl on the rosebed
I think the fat chick on the rose petals should go on a diet. It shows she is a sloppy lazy person who allows her body to look gross. Don’t like skinny chicks but healthy women with appropriate curves are the sexiest. The fat chick needs to be starved for a couple months.
“shows she is a sloppy lazy person who allows her body to look gross”.Always amazes me that some folks can’t see that people,like flowers,come in all kinds of shapes,sizes and colors.and that oftimes a persons size and form is a matter of heredity and environment,not sloth or gluttony.Though the model is slightly huskier than my personal”ideal”,she is a”real woman”.not an artificially sculpted and prone to revert one.And an attractive feminine form to be appreciated.
I would rather have sex with a blender turned on than see that naked fat ass woman with the rose petals again…thats fucking disgusting.
Thanks for all the guys who are putting up for the girl in the ‘Fit’ ads.
As a girl who is overweight (I’m not morbidly obese or anything, just not exactly skinny) its nice to see guys who appreciate curves. Someone besides my boyfriend anyway.
And for you other guys who say its disgusting and that we’re all gluttons, while I do like food, I can also run a mile easily and am a brown belt in Karate (thats one less than black). Just because I have curves doesn’t mean I’m not healthy or in some kind of physical shape.
Oh, and I have to say that I found the Durex ad the funniest. ^^
I have to say that the woman in the rose petals is one of the sexiest that I’ve seen in a print ad in quite some time. She’s curvy in all the right places. Yes, she’s built bigger than the little twigs that you see on fashion runways – but she’s put together just right.
Mystery, as anyone familiar with any of the martial arts will tell you, Brown is NOT one belt from Black. Red is. And there’s just a little more to love when your lady’s got more meat on her bones than a starved girl straight from the runway.
Jordan,
As a black belt myself, I must tell you that belt rankings differ between styles and schools. In my discipline red-black was the one before black. Then brown and than red.
So as someone very familiar with marital arts will tell…stop talking out of your ass.
These ads are brilliant – i buy all of this shit now.
OPray to jesus
WOAH!
ha ha enjoid!!
great collection =)))
haha. good ones.
except for the third one up. i think she looks great. she’s been photoshopped so much she’s not obese anymore. honestly. she looks fine.
well…smart car is taking more swipes at President Bush…how eurpeon.
fuck them….they can take their shitty little four wheeled underpowered mopeds and stick up them up their elitist asses…fucking pommies.
in the USA…we dont pay almost THREE Euro per liter,we dont drive little shitboxes…and we havent listened to euroPEONS…since the french stopped being decent,and our Mon Amis…
want to save money???
GO TO YOUR GOVERNMENTS, TELL THEM TO REDUCE YOUR TAXES….
THEN…AND ONLY,THEN ACT ARROGANT…YOU SELF AGGRANDIZING ASSHOLES.
and as an AMERICAN,who voted for Bush…Twice…
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
Star,
I can appreciate the work that you have done to obtain your black belt. I myself run my own school, and must admit that though you may have the techniques and the physical ability, you do not sound like you have developed the usual respect and honor that normally goes with it. Perhaps, you should meet one of my friends. She is a rather large woman, yet she has ability than many others that I have seen in my years teaching (besides, she likes to prove peoples concepts of her wrong).
Sorry about that, I meant to add in the fact that star is correct, and that I should set Jordan up with Dana. I was a bit too hasty on the Enter button. Cheers!
@Star, Jofdan, Misery and the lot – I’m not quite sure why you guys have to discuss the topic at all. Besides you don’t have to have a black belt in order to know that there’re different progression paths depending on the martial art school you study… Please stop bitching about your belts and beat each other up…
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@fuck him, fuck you – well roared – I’m so afraid of you Americans I’m gonna wet myself – because of people like you the ads are so funny/sad… If you were smart you let the Austrian run for presidency (European supremacy)…
@funtasticus: some great ads
That curvy girl in the flower petals is GORGEOUS! She is even tanned! She looks better than the skinny sluts in the upper ads by far… I bet she can cook too, which is a dying art in women these days.
LOL..the US flag made in China? Figures….
#32: I agree. Thank you.
All others indicating that you’d like to bed the fat chick, ewww. What’s wrong with you? Now I am nauseous and it is all your fault. Besides, the flowers on her left breast look like bullet wounds. Sick.
u can helpü me? i dont check the one with he passport from oil of olaz, and i dont get the comecy central with the banana. can someone explain em to me? ….
I think these ads are great! If they put these ads out there they might even get more business, but they would offend someone out there, so I know they can’t. I think it would be nice to see some of these funny ads for a change. I’d look at and read one of these ads before I would read some boring same ‘ol, same ‘ol ad. I also have to say to the guy Billy who had a bad remark about the lady laying on the roses and said that fat people need to be starved for a couple of months and a few others that had remarks about the lady on the bed of roses: Guys you really need help! You don’t know her and how dare you say something like that. Maybe she can not help the fact that she is big. I was small all of my life. I weighed 106 when I had my 4th and last son but, I have a thyriod problem, so now I weigh 150. My weight go’s up and down since I had this one surgey 10 years ago and because of my over and under active Thyroid my weight go’s back and forth. I’m not and wasn’t tring to make this about me. I was just trying to give you and some others just some examples of how real life is. In a perfect world every woman would have a nice small frame ( I guess ) but it’s not a perfect world and never will be. So think about it…That woman is beautiful! The picture is beautiful! Maybe you just have some issues yourself that your not comfortable with, so you lash out on others. Let it go man…Nobody is perfect.
Fuck him, Fuck you… Hell yeah, bubba! I hate them goddamn snobby europeans. What the hell they got to be snobby about!? I’m pretty sure we could fuck ‘em up pretty good. What do you think about that, Bubba? I say that we start with the fucking french, too. All that “wee, wee” queer shit they say and shit. Did you see that move, Talladega Nights? God, that fucking frenchy was a flamer! You know what’s worse than the euroPEONS (good pun, too… map props, bubba)…… Actually, ignorant fucking rednecks with an immature ethnocentric mindset. Grow up, please. You’re embarrassing me.
Love,
Stanley
P.S. The U.S. is only number 17 on the Human Poverty Index, behind thirteen European countries. Funny, I thought that the “euroPEONS” were the ones in need of a good personal budget. Oh well, if the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Rush Limbaugh are your sources, I really can’t expect any better. Good luck!
Those chicks in the “Fit” ads are morbidly obese! Why are some people saying they are hot???
If you martial artists are so tough go prove it in the UFC. That’s the closes to real fighting you’re going to get. All pure martial artists get beat up there. The karate experts get taken to the ground and the pure jiujitsu guys get punched in the face repeatedly–they’re not too use to that.
Hey one thing I have to say about the US/European thing. What fucking invention came from Europe that truly changed our lives in the last 100 years. Hmm….light bulbs invented here, electricity harnessed here (the European born Tesla just needed good ol’ US work ethic to contribute), computers invented here, wireless communication, air travel….uhh man my fingers are getting tired of typing all the stuff we’ve done for you fucking cry babies. Maybe you should start working at least 40 hours a week so you can give a little back to US you pathetic, ingrates. Oh and you’re welcome for preventing Hitler from turning all your peoples into submissive bratwurst and beer makers.
Fat chicks, skinny chicks, medium chicks….who cares…there are billions of people in the world that find each group disgusting and beautiful at the same time. Just pick which one you like and shut the fuck up!!
nothing wrong with beer and bratwurst… ;o)
@ SomeRandomDude:
the WORLD WIDE WEB, you heard of it?
Great stuff!!!
These ads don’t render well on my dHELL laptop since the pictures were rather big. I would like to stuff a coke bottle up all of the fat chick’s orifices, then break it. Then I would force-feed her about 10 cups of coffee while undergoing a colon cleanse and a lot of Bran Flakes. I’d show her!
After we had gotten to know one another, I guess at that point it might get intimate. I’d probably glue her nostrils shut then ram my cock down her throat. Maybe I’d pour drain-o on it first just to leave an aftertaste.
Just a loving’ fun dude from BUTTFUCKVILLE OHIO
NOW I AM GONNA GO SPREAD MY BUTT CHEEKS FOR MY FAGGOT LOVER……….
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So clever and funny!!! Love it.
God these ignorant americans posting on this sight make me roar with laughter. What a bunch of stupid yanks!
They cannot spell, they cannot speak properly.
Their president is the laughing stock of the world, not to mention a moron as well.
Their army couldn’t defeat a bunch of mountain range north vietnamese in the 1960s/70s.
They can’t accomplish their current misson, despite their posting that absurb banner!
Nascar is for the poor white trash crowds and the un-educated in the US.
60% of the population is obese. The rest are grossly overweight and lazy.
They are responsible for 42% of the world’s pollution.
Their automobiles are cheap clunkers that nobody drives but the rich old white men
Honda and Toyota rule their marketplace, just as everything else Japanese does
They haven’t made a decent product to market to the world since the Hershey Bar.
“What ads?! I don’t see… Oh, guess I’d better turn Adblock off.”