You guys seem to have a genuine love of blond jokes so here is my favorite: A blonde walks into our local garage and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”.
We all looked at each other perplexed.
Another customer asked, “What is a ‘seven-hundred-ten’?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..” She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
Still perplexed, he then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a ’710′ on this car?”
She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there”.
If you’re not sure what a 710 is > > >>