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Weird Things at the Bar…

January 21st, 2008

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.
To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl.

“You look great tonight!” it said. “You really look fantastic – and that aftershave is just wonderful!”

The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.
Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine.

“Who let you in here? Did you check the mirror before you left the house? Get away from me, you oaf!”

By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the bartender for an explanation.

“Ah yes sir,” the bartender responds. “The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order.”

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