A Rock Hudson – looked straight, but wasn’t

A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read

An Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim

An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker

A Saddam Hussein – from one bunker straight into another

A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand

A Glen Miller – didn’t make it over the water

A Rodney King – over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson – got away with it

A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver

A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken the driver

A Fidel Castro – quite far left

A Paris Hilton – an expensive hole

A Jean-Marie LePen – a long way right

A Brazilian – Shaves both sides of the hole