Two blondes are walking in the African bush when they come across a set of tracks. The first blondes proclaims, “Those are Leopard tracks”.The second replies “”Oh no they’re not. Those are Lion tracks”. “Uh uh,” says the first blonde again “those are definately Leopard tracks”,”Lion!” shouts the second blonde,”Leopard!”"Lion!”"Leopard!” They were both still arguing when they train hit them.