One day a police car pulled up to Grandmas house and Grandpa got out.

The police officer explained that this elderly gentlemen had said he was lost in the local park.

“Why, Harold, “said Grandma, “You’ve been going there for over 30 years! How on earth could you say you had got lost?”

Leaning close to Grandma so the police officer couldn’t hear, he whispered, “I wasn’t exactly lost. I was just too tired to walk home.”