This guy goes skydiving for the first time.

After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.

Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.

As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a Blonde coming up the other way.

He shouts to her “Do you know anything about parachutes?”

“No”, the blonde says, “do you know anything about gas stoves?”