Ten Things You’ll Never Hear From A Southern Boy

1. Oh I just couldn’t, she’s only sixteen.

2. You can’t feed that to the dog.

3. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

4. Trim the fat off that steak.

5. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.

6. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

7. Duct tape won’t fix that.

8. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

9. I’ll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

10. Nope, no more for me. I’m drivin’.


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3 Comments

  1. Posted July 4, 2008 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    A quick glance at my calendar reveals that the current year is 2008…but I couldn’t tell from this post. I usually LOVE this site but this is just stereotypical drivel…

    Danny in KENTUCKY!!!!

    I don’t know what us lil’ ol’ southern folk would do without you brilliant northern folk….actually, I don’t even consider Kentucky southern…but…whatta ya gonna do?

  2. Posted July 5, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    Tired, insulting stereotypes do not humor make.

  3. lynne22453
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 5:00 am | Permalink

    *yawn*

    I get really tired and bored hearing these same stereotypes. Can you just imagine if the post were about blacks or Asians? It’s somehow ok to stereotype an entire fourth of the country. Sheesh!

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