Brain Transplant

A mid-level Blonde executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center’s director that he was an acceptable candidate.

“That’s great!” the executive said. “But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive.”

“Yes, sir, it can,” the director replied. “An ounce of accountant’s brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist’s brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president’s is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat’s brain is seventy-five thousand dollars.”

“Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat’s brain? Why on earth is that?”

“Do you have any idea,” the director asked, “how many Democrats we would have to kill to get an ounce?”


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4 Comments

  1. rich
    Posted July 30, 2008 at 7:36 am | Permalink

    funny thing is the republicans still think you can do brain transplants.

  2. ironstevie
    Posted October 23, 2008 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    LMOL! haha, excellent! Thank you for that one, Ryan!

  3. hoodlum
    Posted January 18, 2009 at 5:05 am | Permalink

    the funniest thing about this is that history shows all republican candidates have been redneck morons. the sad thing is that the majority of americans must be redneck morons to have voted for them.

  4. no
    Posted March 25, 2009 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    I get it! You’re a republican! That is pretty funny.

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