Ever found yourself dozing off at your desk in office? What am I saying, of course you have. Well, have no fear, we at Funtasticus are always seeking for ways to help our avid readers and fans. Here are 5 excellent excuses you can give when the first thing you see on opening your eyes is your boss…

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”