“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
- Groucho Marx

“His mind is so open – so open that ideas simply pass through it.”
- F. H. Bradley

“Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today”
- Anon.


“Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing”
- Anon.

“The stupid person’s idea of a clever person.”
- Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley

“Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.”
- Abbie Hoffman

“The only genius with an IQ of 60.”
- Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol

“A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind”
- Anon.

“Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own”
- Anon.

“He always finds himself lost in thought – it’s an unfamiliar territory”
- Anon.

“He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words”
- Anon.

“I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works”
- Anon.

“I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others”
- Anon.

“He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe”
- Anon.