Of all the news going on around, this is probably one of the funniest and weirdest news I have heard lately. A man was at park bench and probably felt lonely. So if you are lonely, what would you normally do? Perhaps call a friend or get a beer right? But no…. this guy decides that he will have a go – at the park bench!

It was a bench with many small holes on it, so he probably thought, ‘How convenient!’. The next thing we know, he has inserted his member into one of the small holes of the bench. No prizes for guessing what happens next. His proud and exposed male member naturally becomes aroused and it gets stuck in the small hole! (Well, at least that is one thing that he can be proud of, I guess.)

He panics and calls the paramedics. They arrived and as his penis was so engorged, they even tried to withdraw some blood in hopes of reducing the engorgement (didn’t know that this was possible), but it was to no avail. Thus, they had to cut the entire bench and bring it with him on it to the hospital. There they finally managed to separate the 2 lovebirds after 4 hours and apparently, the doctors would have to cut off his penis if it is dragged for another hour.

Morale of the story – Learn the physics of contraction and expansion well!