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Sorry, No Dying Allowed

August 19th, 2008

This is no hoax and is reported by Reuters. The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they decide to die! Why? Because there is no room left in the cemetery of course!

In a policy posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne warned the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that “all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish.”

It added: “Offenders will be severely punished.”

The mayor said he was forced to take such drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.

Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month’s local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.

“It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me,” he said. I don’t even know what I should say about this report. Perhaps I will think of something when I stop laughing…

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2 Responses to “Sorry, No Dying Allowed”

  • sarcasticKID Says: August 20th, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    in my opinion cemeteries are a waste of land, materials, and money

  • Kasdaye Says: August 20th, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    I tend to agree with the kid. Cremation is how I want to go out.

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