Books That Require the Shortest Time to Read

For those who don’t have too much time to spend on reading, here are the upcoming best-sellers that you should look out for and they require only a fraction of the time to get through! Coming to a bookstore near you.

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world’s Number One Thinnest Book

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson


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3 Comments

  1. Water Boy
    Posted September 25, 2008 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    LAME LAME VERY LAME……..wouldn’t GW Bush MY BOOK OF MORALS be the thinnest? Me thinks this place is run by Republicans by looking at that list *sigh*

  2. Luigi
    Posted September 25, 2008 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    Haha Chirac :)

    And just so you know, France had many war heroes. And some whome you can speak about for ever. Napoleon for instance. Or Vecingetorix.
    So, I agree with Water boy. This is lame.
    Maybe u should have looked it up first.

    Although, funny Bill :D

  3. T Trimper
    Posted September 26, 2008 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    Here are some more for the fast list:

    Long Wars The US Started And Won

    World Fascist Governments, 1950-2000, Without US Involvement

    Islamic Terrorist Groups The US Never Supported

    Countries Where The US “Imported Democracy”

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