Hilarious presentation of differing opinions and facts on sex myths.
Myth #1: The bigger the penis, the better the sexual performance.
Yes, bigger is better — just like with plasma TVs and bank accounts.
Science shows, too much just goes to waste.
Surveys show women prefer very small penises and adult men
who still live with their moms.
Myth #2: Liquor makes you last longer.
Yes, but only if you drink in moderation.
We need to test this further, and we are looking for liquor sponsors
and supermodels for the study.
No, studies on monkeys showed alcohol intake leads to two-pump chimps.
Myth #3: Women aren’t aroused by porn.
Women get turned on by porn almost as quickly as men.
They are, but only by porn involving pool guys or pizza delivery men.
No, a study showed women were turned on by Titanic, not
Debbie Does Dallas.
Myth #4: Sex before sports hurts your athletic performance.
It sure does. Have you ever tried to do push-ups with an erection?
No. Well, except for boxing, where the jury’s still out.
If it does, the Chicago Cubs must get laid more than any sports team in history.
Myth #5: Sex in a hot tub kills sperm.
Yes, but according to the FDA, the Jacuzzi must be set on high to unleash its contraceptive power.
Yes, sperm lack resiliency. That is why man has gone the way of the dinosaur. Oh, wait.
No, it doesn’t. But it does creep out the other four people in the hot tub.
Myth #6: Men are hornier than women.
No. A study showed men had no interest in sex. Then again, SportsCenter was on in the background.
Yes. Studies show that sex is the most important thing for men, while it ranks number 23 for women, just below watching Grey’s Anatomy.
Young men have more orgasms, but that doesn’t mean they’re hornier.
Myth #7: Men reach their sexual peak at 18 years old.
Yes, that’s why they invented textbooks — to hide all those
erections in high school hallways.
No, it’s at 55, provided their girlfriend is 18 years old.
No, because testosterone levels are not the only factor in
sexual performance.
Myth #8: Blue balls is an actual medical condition.
It is and it’s caused by sperm build-up.
It is and it’s caused by congestion of blood.
It isn’t, but “beer goggles” is.
Myth #9: Penis size is related to the size of your index finger.
No, it’s related to the size of your foot.
Studies have shown some correlation but it hasn’t been proven.
Yes, every man’s penis is 3.2 inches longer than his index finger. And we
just typed that last sentence using our 6.3 inch-long index finger.
Myth #10: Masturbation causes blindness.
About as much as blindness causes masturbation.
What’s the question? I can’t see it.
Everyone knows it causes hairy palms, not blindness.
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i’m so confused… what’s true and what’s not?
I’m confused too. This really doesn’t make any sense. What am I missing?