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Practical Dating Help

October 22nd, 2008

“Emily, I don’t know what to do,” Gloria said to her friend at work. “That good-looking Bill in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?”
“Oh, my God, “her friend exclaimed. “He’ll wine you, dine you and then use any ruse to get you to his apartment. Then he’ll rip off your dress and you’ll have fantastic sex.”
“Well, what should I do?” she asked. “Wear an Old dress.”

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