CAMPUS STORE – Quick visit your campus store to pick up your sexy posters, dirty clothes and permanent porn-drawn whiteboard!

HILARIOUS ANTI-SMOKING AD – Pretty girl refuses to stop for a guy hitch-hiker. Then he lights a cigarette and she changes her mind. No, it is not because she thinks smoking is cool.

WHEN NOT TO THROW A SURPRISE PARTY – Like when your husband is a top and highly trained secret agent would be one.