A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down

And looked over the menu…

Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative $100.00

The guy called his Friend over and asked, ‘Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?’

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?” “They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”