Reuters has published their best photographs of 2008, which I thought would be interesting to share. All credits go to Reuters of course. My favorite is the last one on the list. Name your pick!
These smoking hot race queens is sure to get not just the car engines going.
“Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.” – Adrienne E. Gusoff Gusoff
A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.
“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”
So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her
again; “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?”
She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok,
just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
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We have seen many sexy body art pics here on Funtasticus. Here is another set with an interesting twist, seeing how it is done from behind the scenes.
1. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.
2. A Los Angeles man who later said he was “tired of walking,” stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
3. A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise’s car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore — where a tree blew over and killed him.
4. Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers of low-level bridges when the truck he was standing on passed under a low-level bridge — killing him.
5. Walter Hallas, a 26-year-old store clerk in Leeds, England, was so afraid of dentists that in 1979 he asked a fellow worker to try to cure his toothache by punching him in the jaw. The punch caused Hallas to fall down, hitting his head, and he died of a fractured skull.
6. Two West German motorists had an all-too-literal head-on collision in heavy fog near the small town of Guetersloh. Each was guiding his car at a snail’s pace near the centre of the road. At the moment of impact their heads were both out of the windows when they smacked together. Both men were hospitalised with severe head injuries. Their cars weren’t scratched.
7. George Schwartz, owner of a factory in Providence, R.I., narrowly escaped death when a 1983 blast flattened his factory except for one wall. After treatment for minor injuries, he returned to the scene to search for files. The remaining wall then collapsed on him, killing him.
8. Depressed since he could not find a job, 42-year-old Romolo Ribolla, in 1981, sat in his kitchen near Pisa, Italy, with a gun in his hand threatening to kill himself. His wife pleaded for him not to do it, and after about an hour he burst into tears and threw the gun to the floor. It went off and killed his wife.
SERIOUS TENNIS COACH – Cute chick hates her tennis coach and she is not afraid to say it on the court.
KIDS DO THE DARNEST THINGS – Kids doing crazy funny stuff.
Jessica Gomes is one hot sexy mixed blood. Chinese and Portuguese to be precise. She is an Australian model who has volunteered her body for body-painting and appeared on Sports Illustrated in 2008. Definitely one unique beauty!
Some funny comics that you may have seen but can still use the laughter anyway.
Some pictures of what took place at the Budapest Tattoo Exhibition on 30 Nov 08.
How some people look when they are getting to the point of no return. Don’t laugh, you may look as hilarious or dorky or even worse than some of them.
We cannot get enough of these scantily-dressed chicks getting wet beside a car. They are supposed to be washing the car of course, but I seriously doubt that the car gets any cleaner at the end of the day. But who’s complaining?
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