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German Tourist Fights Back

December 8th, 2008

A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a beer.

The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a verbal jab, “They don’t serve beer here, you moron!”

The German fellow felt embarrassed, however he turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look on his face and begins to chuckle.

“And what’s so funny?” the New Yorker demands.

The German man, still laughing, replies “Oh, nothing really, I just realized how stupid you are. You came here for the food!”

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3 Responses to “German Tourist Fights Back”

  • P Smith Says: December 8th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    That reminds me of a similar joke:

    Two drivers end up with cars facing each other in a narrow alley.

    One driver opens his window and yells at the other, “I never move for an idiot!”

    The other driver smiles and says, “I always do!” and backs up.

  • fuck you Says: December 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    i dont get it.

  • fuck you Says: December 9th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    the german joke btw. i dont get that joke.

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