While some sources claim that these are based on real comments given by teachers, I find it hard to believe that teachers will actual say such mean things. Funny, but mean. Anyway, they can also be quite useful for anyone who wishes to tell another person just how stupid they are, but in a wonderfully creative way.
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a “full six-pack” but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
11. It’s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
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These are pretty violent !!
Though some of them made me laugh out loud…!
estimate the value of your children, they may be your only investment
Over the years I’ve seen these attributed to military and corporate personnel evaluations. This is the first time I’ve seem them claimed to be from teachers.
http://home.pon.net/sunflower/FunnyStuff/PerformanceEvalQuotes.htm