Talented Salesman

A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, “Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower, too, right?”

The man asks, “Why would I be?”

The manager replies, “Because when the lawn seed grows, you’ll need something to cut the grass with.”

Surprisingly, the man buys a lawn mower. Then another man walks in and asks for a box of Tampax. The manager nudges the newly hired boy. The boy walks up to the man and says, “Right away, Sir. But, of course, you will be wanting a lawn mower with that, right?”

The shocked man asks, “Why?!”

The young man then replies, “Well, your weekend’s screwed, so you might as well mow the lawn.”


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4 Responses to Talented Salesman

  1. guest December 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm #

    she was having her period

  2. Guest December 16, 2008 at 1:23 pm #

    guest, you were adopted.

  3. hue December 17, 2008 at 3:33 am #

    case sensitive “guest” was having his/her noob moment when he/she got a foolish idea to explain stuff. shortly afterward “guest” decided to jack off while seeing the mirror to celebrate the moment.

  4. contrast December 19, 2008 at 5:33 am #

    he might as well mow the lawn because his weekend was on the rag

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