A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, “Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower, too, right?”
The man asks, “Why would I be?”
The manager replies, “Because when the lawn seed grows, you’ll need something to cut the grass with.”
Surprisingly, the man buys a lawn mower. Then another man walks in and asks for a box of Tampax. The manager nudges the newly hired boy. The boy walks up to the man and says, “Right away, Sir. But, of course, you will be wanting a lawn mower with that, right?”
The shocked man asks, “Why?!”
The young man then replies, “Well, your weekend’s screwed, so you might as well mow the lawn.”
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she was having her period
guest, you were adopted.
case sensitive “guest” was having his/her noob moment when he/she got a foolish idea to explain stuff. shortly afterward “guest” decided to jack off while seeing the mirror to celebrate the moment.
he might as well mow the lawn because his weekend was on the rag