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Things You Can Only Say At Christmas

December 22nd, 2008

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!

5: I’ve never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

10: Don’t play with your meat!

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in.

16: You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!

19: I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more.

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5 Responses to “Things You Can Only Say At Christmas”

  • Guest Says: December 22nd, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    the humor implies sexual relations or deviant acts

  • Whitewolf Says: December 22nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Since when did Guest become part of the fun police

  • some guy Says: December 23rd, 2008 at 2:28 am

    um im pretty sure this is thanksgiving

  • ttyl chick Says: December 24th, 2008 at 3:34 am

    im 11y.o & i know what it means thats so funny lol!!!

  • Dude Says: December 24th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    I’m sure you are familiar with deviant acts Guest.

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