I think your last letter was sent by mistake. Also you should know that Gillian workded for the Federal Government for years before he retired so you should show him a bit more respect.

With Safron,

Guest

Yesterday while riding my bike through old man Gillians garden I found a meteor sticking out of the ground. It wasn’t there yesterday when he chased me off his property, the asshole… imagin him putting his garden right between the 7/11 and our house, but I noticed all the plants around in looked strangely like the muffins you find between the legs of a woman. I didn’t stop to see if they were as gratifying seeing everything was glowing a weird shade of puce.