Did you see that article about the whores they sent to the international space station? I thought it was funny the windows got so steamed up they flew right into a telcom satellite.
Let this be a reminder to you of what happened the time you and Uncle Cromwell went out whoring. That didnt end well either did it? You know I had to work double shifts at the plant for a month to get your bail money. No one ever said it out loud but I suspect that Uncle Cromwell’s untimely demise was due to the ill effects of a lifetime of whoring while he was stationed overseas.
Dad
Did you see that article about the whores they sent to the international space station? I thought it was funny the windows got so steamed up they flew right into a telcom satellite.
Your son.
Son,
Let this be a reminder to you of what happened the time you and Uncle Cromwell went out whoring. That didnt end well either did it? You know I had to work double shifts at the plant for a month to get your bail money. No one ever said it out loud but I suspect that Uncle Cromwell’s untimely demise was due to the ill effects of a lifetime of whoring while he was stationed overseas.
Sternly,
Guest