So glad you got my message about this place! As you can see Son Of Guest has grown up and found his place in the world. I’ll always remember how you helped our little family when we needed you the most. Those times when I had to go to Cairo or Moscow couldnt have been easy on the young boy or his mothers. I’ll never forget how you were always there for us.

Respectfully,

Guest

PS If you ever find yourself out my way I’ll be sure to reserve that one legged Bornean lady you liked so much.

How have you been? Did you get your spleen replacement last year? I heard it happened as a side effects to those erectile dysfunction pills you were taking. Hope that new 17 year old wife is treating you well.

Grandson Of Father Of Guest.

As I’ve advised you before, no good can come of your whoring habits. Beware the harlot of Babylon and the mixed race girls on East 6th Street.

Your Father Who Brought You Into This World,

Guest

Steve works for Wallyworld as a greeter and he’s much happier, except at Christmas shopping time. -SOG

You are mistaken. These are the white collar offices of AIG. The executive offices haven’t been touched. Actually, I think they recently had new digital theater equipment installed with a hotline to Sluts-R-Us hooked up. The new discrete beds have matching privacy curtains too. Must be nice to have all the free money handed over to they by the feds!

Yours, Son Of Guest.