1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
Replies: ‘Maria likes me, but cheese fat.’
2. Mushroom
When all of my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I Shoulder.
4. Texas
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!
5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! ‘Julyer!’
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ‘ Juarez your problem?’
9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry, wheelchair.
11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
Harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
15. Green Pink Yellow
When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow?’
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Race jokes!
…no tiene puta gracia
maybe you find funny how spanish people speaks english. But it’s pathetic when english speakers try to say something in spanish. I’ll think twice before trying to help english or american people in their own language when they are in our country.
spanish is the third language spoken in the world. And I appreciate when some of you guys try to say something in our language different than ‘fiesta’ ‘cerveza’ or ‘torero’.
so: que os den! or que us donin!
maverick: you lost 5 points, man. :\
To start out with, shouldn’t it be ‘learn english’. Second, like Enric already said, no tiene puta gracia
This is such a primitive and stupid post.
I’m already very tired of the arrogance of many anglophones. Instead of appreciating the effort of those who learn English and helping them, they have to fall on prejudices. But again, ignorance is such a widespread disease.
Probably you feel like a god because you come from a rich country and your language happens to be a lingua franca nowadays. I’m quite sure it’s the only language you know and that you can’t even use it properly.
Enjoy your very limited perspective of the world.
lighten up, i’m Hispanic and i found it funny
#15 is my fav
Christ alive. Race jokes =/= racism. Stand up and pull down your panties, ’cause you’ve got them all in a wad.