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How Much to Bite Your Breasts?

December 31st, 2008

A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her
again; “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?”

She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok,
just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal
the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?”

“Nah”, says the little old Jewish man… “Costs too much…”

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10 Responses to “How Much to Bite Your Breasts?”

  • Guest Says: December 31st, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    So maverick, you take up a job with Hamas now?

  • Juan Carlos Says: December 31st, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    First you make fun of Spanish people and now Jews? Way to go maverick !

    Juan Carlos Silberman

  • Dude Says: January 1st, 2009 at 1:15 am

    Hey guys get over it…it”s JUST a joke.

  • Dude Says: January 1st, 2009 at 1:17 am

    Do you know why Guest carries a turd in his pocket…

    …for identification. ha ha ha ha

  • d-san Says: January 1st, 2009 at 7:44 am

    I’ll have to try this…

  • abc Says: January 2nd, 2009 at 1:46 am

    old man was very claver

  • Tim Says: January 2nd, 2009 at 6:35 am

    The joke would have been just as funny without the ‘Jewish’ bit. I don’t think you gained much by insulting an entire religion. Rather insult them all! Religious people are such fags

  • alex Says: January 2nd, 2009 at 11:14 am

    i well try. i start as 1 doller

  • Dude Says: January 2nd, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    @ Tim…being Jewish is not a religion…it’s an ethnic group…Sammy Davis Jr was a member of the Jewish faith but that didn’t make him a Jew…I gather from your comment that you must be an Atheist since you say “all Religious people are fags”…you must also be homophobic.

  • fagotdd Says: January 9th, 2009 at 4:13 am

    that old man must be clever….

    off course.. if you can create a fake holocaust.. why can’t you make foolish this woman?
    he he he

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