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Why Japan is a Weird Country…

April 17th, 2008

This year’s Japanese Phallic Festival (yes, yes, you read it correctly :) ) took place in Kawasaki, south of Tokyo and it gathered more than 30,000 worshipers who praised the sexuality gods and asked for protection from sexually transmitted diseases. Hmm…what a weird festival, isn’t it?

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49 Responses to “Why Japan is a Weird Country…”

  • Anthony Says: April 18th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Not so weird to me – Fertility is a good thing for those that want it, and I can’t argue with not wanting to catch STDs…

    If they don’t want STDs, though, shouldn’t there be great big condoms over all those phalluses, though? :D

  • Dwindle Says: April 18th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    You may be wondering why only penis’ are displayed. It dates to the ancient misconception that sperm was the entire package, while the uterus was simply a petri dish. The festival dates back to before they realized both parents shared in genetics (despite it being so obvious). Some Japanese women take offense to them for this reason. To them I say, penis havers FTW.

  • piroteknix Says: April 20th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    I’ve never had to pluralize phallus before, but I just had a conversation about what more than one uterus is.

    I’ve actually heard about this festival before, though. Oddly enough, it’s unique to Japan.

  • yepyeppers Says: April 20th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Actually its not unique to Japan. There are a few places that have various festivities for both male and female reproductive organs. Ancient Rome had these festivals as well, which is where Japan got it from. We even have a few of them in the U.S. though, I they usually try to hide it in some cute way, for instance the testicle festival.

  • Joe Says: April 21st, 2008 at 4:58 am

    Yeah, but they never seem to have huge penis status everywhere

    way to go Japan, you weird and cool country

  • pch_kid Says: April 21st, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    I HAVE A PENIS

  • Stephanie Says: April 22nd, 2008 at 6:30 am

    Japan rules

  • piroteknix Says: April 22nd, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    Now that I think about it, sex rituals aren’t exclusive to Japan, but nothing else came up when I Googled “phallus festival”….

  • gaijin Says: April 23rd, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    too many gaijins :(

  • sir jorge Says: April 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    i find this all to be a poor sad joke; because i’m bored.

  • Sisquo Says: April 24th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    I came here to get the answer as to why Japan is a weird country, instead I get a handful och pics that have been floating around the Internet for a decade.

  • Joeinjapan Says: April 26th, 2008 at 3:10 am

    Dwindle, Some J-women like cock a lot. I would know. FTW.
    Piroteknix, Japan is in all things unique, as any Japanese will tell.
    yepyeppers, I rarely hear such absolute unadulterated bunk as your comment, “Ancient Rome … is where Japan got (this festival)”. You ever consider the teaching profession?
    Joe…Rome is full of pricks, though…they don’t need statues!
    pch-kid; Winner! Best comment!
    Stephanie, hone those communication skills. When your tits fall, you will need verbal skills to get laid. You can fool some guy into thinking you actually have a brain.
    gaijin, the solution to your problem is called “Ji-satsu,” and it sounds like the course for you! Or you can move to Rome, and fit right in.
    Sir jorqe, …You are absolutely right! You ARE boring!
    Sisquo, if you wanna see Japan in all it’s weird glory, buy an airline ticket. You will see a place that, surprisingly, is more than a decade old. Are you that old yet?

  • jo Says: April 26th, 2008 at 3:51 am

    i’m holding out for the vagina parade … now that’s something i’d wrap my head around

  • Nestor Says: May 1st, 2008 at 2:23 am

    Penis festivals sound like a good idea to me. After all, you get to certain age and getting a boner deserves a celebration! :)

  • The_Kitchen_Slayer Says: May 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    I agree with Nestor, we need more sexuality festivals. at least, to say we have said genetalia, and maybe to pray to not get any of those evil, evil STD’s. Heaven knows, it might teach the populace a bit if we put condom’s on the big old statues we parade around, with big signs on em that says “no STD’s if you use these!”

  • LEO VELASCO Says: May 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    COOL…… PENIS PARADE….. QUITE IDEA TO EACH COUNTRY

  • Simi-in-alaska Says: May 5th, 2008 at 3:19 am

    ok…well really this is why I don’t want to go to Japan because of people like JoeinJapan, but critics are every where. and of course they suck. (god it’s people’s own thoughts get a life or something)

    But besides that I’m acutally surprised that there are people taking these types of festivals serously and not going “eww” or “I’m going to japan just for this!” that amazes me,
    hell I’m just stumbling around and I found this. didn’t even need to try and do research.
    but the festival is actually entertaining.

  • lily Says: May 9th, 2008 at 12:26 am

    haha how bizarre !

  • chinpo Says: May 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    chinpo!chinpo!

  • jerry Says: May 11th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    Japan is not weird. It is different. In Japan it is okay to respect fertility but even kissing in public is taboo. It is just different.

  • Ariana Says: May 15th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Japan is weird because it dates back from a very low culture… you know?

    I mean, Japan is rich! But my goodness… they certainly always find an excuse to act so low.. (children are actually exposed to sexuality explicit nonsense! They’re humor is cruel, sadistic.. and from this root.. stems their essence of a poor/improper childhood… lack of respect towards the human being; this includes women and children especially… etc…

    Japan is a weird country because they choose to be vulgar and disrespectful in so many ways… yet cover this truth with a blanket of lies such as “oh no… just open your mind” .. “oh no.. it’s all about (fill in the excuse here”

    For example, in Japan … pedophilia is not only accepted, but embraced! But if you call someone a pedophile, we all know this is a serious offense, no?! However, “Lollikon” on the other hand.. is more of a compliment! Never call them a pedophile! Call them Lollikons…

    So what does Lollikon mean?! PEDOPHILIA!

    I mean, seriously… take a close look at their culture, they’re country, their ways … they’re overrated by other countries, like the US, and they’re not as smart as one would claim. Example;

    one time, a girl was raped in the Tokyo train of Japan.. no one cared. They saw her get molested and litterally dragged into a bathroom… but they just sat by and kept to themselves. I GUESS THE RAPIST WAS JUST PLEASING THE PENIS GOD, HUH?

    Because when the senior politician of Tokyo heard of the Japanese rape rate and how it is RARELY ever reported.. he simply shrugged off and said “well, that’s good that the rape rate is high because the japanese reproduction is low.. and at least it shows that Japanese men are verile… ”

    VERILE?!

    Does Japan not know that RAPE has nothing to do with SEXUALITY?

    just because it involves the genitals doesn’t mean it’s sex.

    Oh, I suppose because this morning I urinated in the bathroom… I also had sex, because it involved my reproductive organ… no?

    Rape, is about power and cowardism. Which is what Japan practically represents.

    I mean, seriously… even the color “yellow” to them means “bravery” when in the western area yellow represents cowardism due to a history involving an act that happened with that color; but gee.. I’m sure Japan would considered that act to be “commendable”…

    JUST AS RAPE IS! (to them)

  • mai Says: May 26th, 2008 at 4:09 am

    Ariana. Jeez, did someone Japanese rape you? You have a problem. Dayum. :/

  • Ariana Says: May 27th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    um… no… no one in Japan raped me I assure you.. I’m 20 years old .. I mean.. seriously.. I’m wayyyy too old to be raped in japan.

    they prefer children… ever get a whiff of Anime? and the screaming little girls..

    sorry you can’t seem to take the truth…

    keep licking that countries ass…

  • Ariana Says: May 27th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    wow, i honestly can’t believe you completely disregarded what I’ve said above, only to claim that IM the one with “the problem”… gee.. “sorry” for being against such disgusting acts.

    you must be one of those diluted idiots who jack off to anime.. because you really don’t want to see the truth about the country.

    The truth is, they show acts of disgusting things.. they seriously show that they’re the one with the problem.. but you choose not to see it?

    And claim that I’m the one with the problem? haha that is so heavily amusing.

    what’s more amusing is that I’ve provided you with facts, Dayum, and you’ve only provided me with a faulty assumption that I was raped? lol

    NEWS FLASH; if you speak the truth, it’s clear evidence to Dayum that you must have been raped.

    Um…. yeah… interesting theory…. except for one thing…

    that it’s not.

    thanks for the laughs though, and for displaying your sheer ignorance!

  • SumGai Says: May 28th, 2008 at 1:13 am

    What you seem to be ignoring is culture and conditioning.

    It is highly innapropriate to interfere in any matter, add to that the world wide problem of the bystander effect, and you’ve got people not preventing a rape.

    Very few reports of rape suggest fewer incidents, or a higher level of tabboo. Victims of rape are shunned from society, which is terrible, but they dont have reproduction problems and I’d like to see you actually quote this “Senior politician” who seems to have no name, as opposed to saying that one said that.

  • SumGai Says: May 28th, 2008 at 2:00 am

    Maybe I should do this piece by piece and make it a more personal attack.

    Japan is weird because it dates back from a very low culture… you know?

    You what? That’s just plain racist, having a strong and far reaching history doesn’t make them worse.

    I mean, Japan is rich! But my goodness… they certainly always find an excuse to act so low.. (children are actually exposed to sexuality explicit nonsense! They’re humor is cruel, sadistic.. and from this root.. stems their essence of a poor/improper childhood… lack of respect towards the human being; this includes women and children especially… etc…

    I’ve never heard of an excuse to act “low” (Stop using the term low, it’s not suitable for this context) Maybe the children are old enough to realise what’s happening (Sexually explicit nonsense) They often understand well before adults seem to realise. You’re lacking in examples of cruel, sadistic humour. You’re doubly so lacking evidence of poor/improper childhood. They respect others highly, though often adults/elderly and males moreso, cultural thing, respect your elders is taken further, respect for peers is there, but only at face value.
    Also, you forgot to finish end your bracketed statement, where does the aside end?

    Japan is a weird country because they choose to be vulgar and disrespectful in so many ways… yet cover this truth with a blanket of lies such as “oh no… just open your mind” .. “oh no.. it’s all about (fill in the excuse here”

    Examples being? They are often very polite and respectful, as for “This truth” Truth is relative, you’re referring to personal truth, the truth how you see it. Try seeing it from their view. It’s interesting.

    For example, in Japan … pedophilia is not only accepted, but embraced! But if you call someone a pedophile, we all know this is a serious offense, no?! However, “Lollikon” on the other hand.. is more of a compliment! Never call them a pedophile! Call them Lollikons…

    No. That’s not how it works at all. Pedophilia is frowned upon, not acted against as much as a lot of places, but it’s not embraced. Also “Lollikon” (I laugh at the poor use of the term here, as it is slang) is not a compliment, they just accept who they are more.

    So what does Lollikon mean?! PEDOPHILIA!

    No. Not what it means, you could at least look up Lollikon (And find it’s not even the right word, Lolicon or Rorikon)

    I mean, seriously… take a close look at their culture, they’re country, their ways … they’re overrated by other countries, like the US, and they’re not as smart as one would claim. Example;

    Finally, an example

    one time, a girl was raped in the Tokyo train of Japan.. no one cared. They saw her get molested and litterally dragged into a bathroom… but they just sat by and kept to themselves. I GUESS THE RAPIST WAS JUST PLEASING THE PENIS GOD, HUH?

    You guess wrong. From what I’ve been told by Japanese people, and gaijin visiting japan, that’s not what they’d be thinking at all. Also, when/where, makes a difference, assuming it happened.

    Because when the senior politician of Tokyo heard of the Japanese rape rate and how it is RARELY ever reported.. he simply shrugged off and said “well, that’s good that the rape rate is high because the japanese reproduction is low.. and at least it shows that Japanese men are verile… ”

    I’ve commented on this, who, what, when, you give no actual details, just that some guy apparently said that it’s good.

    VERILE?!

    Apparently what he said yes.

    Does Japan not know that RAPE has nothing to do with SEXUALITY?

    Japan is not an entity in the way you’re treating it, do the “Japanese people” would have been better, or even “Does this Japanese politician” as you’re referring to a single person out of an entire country.

    just because it involves the genitals doesn’t mean it’s sex.

    True. Congratulations.

    Oh, I suppose because this morning I urinated in the bathroom… I also had sex, because it involved my reproductive organ… no?

    No. That would be excretion

    Rape, is about power and cowardism. Which is what Japan practically represents.

    Among other things, also sexual release, but mainly power. Cowardice less so. Also, Japan represent that? Follow that up with a supporting statement would be a good idea.

    I mean, seriously… even the color “yellow” to them means “bravery” when in the western area yellow represents cowardism due to a history involving an act that happened with that color; but gee.. I’m sure Japan would considered that act to be “commendable”…

    Different history, in NZ A white fern on a black flag means bravery and courage, other western countries, it would be white feather on black flag, cowardice and mourning. I’m sure Japan dont consider it commendable, as the colors to them refer to different things.

    JUST AS RAPE IS! (to them)

    Yup, All Japanese people condone rape, because it happens to a few people. In NZ (Again, bringing NZ into it) ONE IN THREE females are raped, often underage at that. I’m sure it’s not as bad in Japan. One person is not representative of everyone. Learn to understand societies.

    I’ll follow up with a response to your other statements when I’m back from work, I have to go earn money now.

  • Hamasaki Says: June 25th, 2008 at 4:48 am

    Not all Japanese is like what you’ve said, because I’m a Japanese, me and my families are not like that or what you’ve said, some country in this world also had a bad side from their culture, bad people are all around the world, you need to see things from another perspective, one day when i had a chance to rule, things are gonna be change and different in Japan and i can assure that, so please stop this, i mean…..these whole things won’t change anything in my country and in this live, just like when America attacking Moslem’s countries in middle east and said somethings bad about them and actually those American are killing lots of kids in there and still no one in this world can do anything but just talk and talk, letting them do all what they want for the bull shit they’ve told us, citizen in America are just believing because they had nothing they can do, and the politician gets every thing and this is the first and the last time i typed this reply message, well… in the end people are just people and civil are just civil, now…, what can you do to change things in world?

  • Robot Says: June 28th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Ariana,

    Your racist ignorance astounds me. I pity you.

  • Wieds Says: August 5th, 2008 at 8:28 am

    SumGai. Thanks for taking care of responding to Arianna. I commend you on thoroughly breaking down her “argument” (for lack of a better term). I couldn’t have done it nearly as well as you, because my reply wouldve showcased the anger her ridiculous post instigated in me. Kudos.

  • Kori Says: October 16th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    Sumgai,
    you officially rock. I love when people are able to point out logical fallacies in arguments, it makes me happy.

    Ariana,
    You fail at trying to argue a single point. You show no real evidence within your argument and seem to just throw out hasty generalizations and insults all over your attempt at argument. Rants and wangst are for blogs. kthnx

  • memegui Says: November 8th, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Oh my God, a penis! Quick, hide your children.

  • Jon2 Says: January 27th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Weird as fuck

  • C. Warheit Says: February 18th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Actually, Ariana is not to be pitied. I understand where she is coming from, and ganging up on her is not a very bold thing to do, “ya morons..” lol! Show some Japanese Bravery.. and open your minds.

    Research on google shows that a Japanese politician actually says RAPE is a good thing, because it’s the only thing that keeps Japan flowing with people (what’s the matter? Japan doesn’t know how to have SEX the right way, so they rely on rape? The politician later “apologized” but only after getting strange looks from other disapproving countries. I am not racist, I am stating a fact.

    Another FACT;

    An ironic fact, at that.. Japan is LOADED with Xenophobics. In fact, most of them are xenophobes. There’s even an ANTI-BLACK movement.. googile it.. lol who’s to pity here? ARIANA! COME BACK AND SHOW YOUR POINT, I’LL BACK YOUR UP, GIRL! SERIOUSLY…

    Don’t be intimidated by the mass ignorance on this fucking scroll. Most of them are probably just anime fuckees who don’t even know their facts.

    Japan has always attacked other coutries … like cowards! Without warning or proper announcement Dec 7, anyone?!) They did cruel things to the Chinese, (whom they are xenophobic too as well, mind you but have taken most of their shit from for either way (yes, like culture etc..) they learn to eat with chopsticks from the Korean… (whom they hate as well) please.. I can go on, but I simply refuse to. I’ll post again, later. This is rather tiresome.

    And YES Japan embraces pedophilia.. I saw a movie DAMN I wish I could remember the title… if any of this sounds familiar to you guys out there, I’d appreciate your help.. but the movie consisted of a little girl getting raped, and (to make this extremely short) when discovering her rapist Japan sent him to be morbidly punished (this aroused relief in my system) unti the man who decreed death upon her rapist … decided to rape the little girl himself…

    I have to tell you, this shit had me so revolted, that I had to change the channel!! The last thing I remember seeing was a little girl cleaning herself “down there” with a rag … as if she were.. helpless, worthless… meaningless (anime anyone?!)

    oh man, there’s so much more shit I can go on about with Japan, but why bother? You bastards never wish to see the truth.

    And as a guy, I’m revolted that Japan likes to “play with our penises” all they ever do is offer their cheap animation with obvious intention of just making money off of us guys as if we were dense and lacked intelligence.

    Shiity country.
    Ariana! Come back! We need more people like you.. XD

  • DokiDoki友人 Says: February 19th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Yeah. And how can you pity someone just because they have an opinion over a country from what they’ve encountered online?

    I think that’s dumber than what he/she said about Japan. Japan is not perfect it’s got it’s ups and downs.

    How can you pity someone because they are “ignorant” over a country? For all you know he/she probably is intelligent in many many things and does not require any pity.

    I did not read all that was on the thread, only from the small posts and that which directed me to other things. I can only say that people on this thread are quite foolish. We all have our opinions and you can’t judge or “pity” us without even knowing who we are.

    Dumb.

  • J.C.W Says: February 19th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Doki, who’s side are you on? I don’t entirely comprehend by “s/he” but you either way, you’re right. You shouldn’t judge anyone just for an opinion. Especially when they express their experience. But apparently, according to what’s-her-face up there SumGai “officially rocks” due to his ability to break things down and question them… assuming superiority by asking for “evidence” instead of either looking it up and adding the sum, himself.

  • J.C.W Says: February 19th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    *continued(

    I’m not even going to say anything due to the fact that some “technical bastard” my step in just to fucking prove some cheesy point. (oh, but .. um.. let’s look at Rape man’s point of view, shall we? I mean.. open your mind.. don’t be a xenophobe.. Japan rocks.. it might be interesting if you see his perspective)

    Yeah, looking at the perspectives of rapists.. how lovely. That’s all we need now since we’re submitting to Japan’s fucked up ways anyway.

    my point is… good.. about 10% of Japanese popcult is probably “human..” but so what? If 10% of Americans were skinny… no one would count that for anything credible.

    “You what? That’s just plain racist, having a strong and far reaching history doesn’t make them worse.”

    wow! making racist claims! Good one Sum Gui.. that definitely puts Japan on the “victimized corner” … just claim “racism” and commoners will sound the alarm without question! lol! Nice move.

    Too bad it sucks. :(

    I’ve never heard of an excuse to act “low” (Stop using the term low, it’s not suitable for this context) Maybe the children are old enough to realise what’s happening (Sexually explicit nonsense) They often understand well before adults seem to realise. You’re lacking in examples of cruel, sadistic humour. You’re doubly so lacking evidence of poor/improper childhood. They respect others highly, though often adults/elderly and males moreso, cultural thing, respect your elders is taken further, respect for peers is there, but only at face value.
    Also, you forgot to finish end your bracketed statement, where does the aside end?

    Definition of low; under human.

    in Japan’s definition; getting sexually aroused by children being raped.

    I hope you understand now? Examples? Do the research. Stop talking about samurais and past events… clearly their cultural eflorescence doesn’t really show much of what they “represent..”

    Why should I specify when it’s just a waste of time.

    Respect elderlies, huh? How cute.

    I once saw a Japanese t.v show of an old man getting butt raped by a dog. I swear to god, please anyone who has seen this post a picture, video, etc.. in order to demonstrate just how sad and depressed/miserable the old man looked as they Japanese just laugh and laughed and threw some “white stuff” on him as they just video taped him and laughed ..

    Oh yeah, they really respect the elderly. Apparently, they saw he had sexual needs and just what? “threw him to the dogs..” Thank you Japan. You’re not cruel.. and your jokes are certainly not offensive, you’re just “pleasing” my grandfather’s needs, right?

    Yeah, apparently they respect the elderly so much.. that it’s common to see a Japanese old man sitting in a train reading a magazine with a high school girl looking half naked (honour your elders teens, let them sexually lust over friends who are your age or under… hell.. let them lust over you) right? After all.. Japan can get away with this shit without assholes like you ever “noticing” .. again… google anything you may doubt… I’m not putting in the effort as I type… besides, this shit is so common it’s surprising how such a “knowledgable” man like yourself “somehow” misses it.

    Hmm… idiocy, or hippocracy? which one do you choose?

    My point; if people can stereotype the US (which is a helluva lot bigger than Japan with a lot more population) then we can definitely stereotype a fucked up country with–what? 3000 civilization in total? (again, sarcasm ya moron)

    Either way. hope this helped.

    Take care
    J.C.W.

  • K Says: February 20th, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    japan is weird…i’m living here in osaka, speak japanese fluently, and have extensive experience speaking to japanese people about their worldview, perception of other cultures (on superficial and deeper levels, should the conversation permit) among other things. my overall impression of japanese people is yes, they are weird…and i’ll tell you just a few reasons why.

    first and foremost, japanese people lack the ability to think analytically, and they are poor communicators, even in their own language. given those points, on average japanese person lacks the ability to digest other cultures with an open mind and relate what they have learned to their own culture. from food to language to just about everything…this country operates much like a woman who thinks she’s more beautiful than she actually is…sitting there, stuck on herself, staring in the mirror…just loving herself, unable to admit her own faults…unable to make improvements or any real progress. i’m living here now, and i speak the language, but ironically, i dislike speaking to japanese people. japanese people bore me. japanaese people are uninteresting.

    for all the suckers…the majority of the women you see whore when they are low on cash…it’s a fact. for those that live here, but aren’t in the know…do you notice how really beautiful women (in some cases, not-so-beautiful women) often stand waiting in front of department stores like daimaru, or takashimaya? that is a japanese style prostitution. she’s waiting for her john to take her shopping. you can walk around any large train station at night and find old, ugly prostitutes…it’s a fact. if you don’t believe me, check out this link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBDNKqSPsjc

    so, you might want to stay away from j-chicks too. i’m not saying they are all bad, but i’m talking about what you would encounter here on average…but more importantly, what type of girl an ugly foreigner like yourself would likely attract. they are all, for the most part, very loose (compared to western girls), and not too bright (even the college-educated ones). honestly, i’m a very attractive guy, to say the least and in terms of women, i’ve sampled the gamut here. in terms of the most intelligent, most witty and the most interesting, i would have to give a one-up to hostesses…but then again they talk for a living, so they have an edge on the competition. to your average j-girl, evertything is “kawaii.” they will laugh at anything. and they drink and smoke entirely too much. there aren’t many WOMEN here, in other words.. take it from me, i juggle about 5 or 6 at a time…only for sex though…mostly for bj’s not actual sex…i’m sort of paranoid about stds because i have found that most j-girls don’t use or would rather not use condoms, in spite of them juggling several men at a time…that’s another fact..either way,i feel sorry for the losers who date seriously or worse, marry them. when she’s about 35 or 40 she’ll be having sex with about half the people she works with, whether she’s pretty or not. if you’re rich and she’s a housewife, then she’s boinking your neighbor or worse.

    another note…this is probably the only country where generalizations actually fly… largely in part due to the perpetual narrow-mindedness and mediocrity purported throughout.

    those are just a few reasons why japanese people are weird, from my own eyes. please don’t reply talking about how this other country or that other country is the same because it’s not the same. don’t be naive. keep the conversation relevant to japan. if you think i’m wrong, why?

    peace

  • J.C.W Says: February 20th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Hey, there… thanks for the reality check, K.

    It seems none of these things are ever to be mentioned to public things because it is forbidden to speak truth about Japan (if it’s anything bad or nothing to do with “honour, bravery, justice, samurai-nonsense”)

    it officially makes you xenophoebic and or racist! When, I understand you mentioned a small piece of just how xenophoebic and racist Japan really can be (again, I say “Japan” the same way people say “American” or “Europe” etc.. (Amazing how Japan is sacred enough to these embiciles that it’s the only country you cannot generalize with.. lol! see why I become frustrated.)

    Let me spare you the anime/japanophile responses and answer “why” for you.

    “omg omg omg omg omg omg omg BECUZ it’s like the BESTEST PLaCEd in DA WORRRRLLLDD HALLLOOOOO??? I mean fur real! American has like, you know like FAT peoplezzz in it and like uh… Japan has like uh ANIME omg omg omg omg omg and also um um like SAMURAIiiiiii omg! american dunt have dat!!! it sucks!!!! HAHahahah all people r da same der ,, they r al FATTT!! LOLSS O_O o.O u.u;; =^_^= omg omg omg omg omg omg omg e_e l_l;; etc, etc, etc,.. lol

    btw, it appears my first post above was blocked. I hope you don’t mind my reposting. ;)

  • Tonks Says: March 8th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    LOL J.C Thanks for sparing us the uh… nonsense!

    it’s sooo truuee hahaha

  • Yatie Says: March 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 am

    Funny, it is so funny.

  • Ariana Says: March 27th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    (part 2)

    this is only a quarter of the full thing. For example, they sell penis shaped icecream cones for children to lick (oh, that’s right.. it’s only honouring the “penis god of fertility..” yeah.. right.. the penis god of fertility is so kind to them that their boody receding population is the blessings that they recieve from all of this nonsensicle “worship..”.

    how loverly.

    oh and JC… I am NOT 15 or something. If I were, I’d be sold and raped in Japan. Luckily, I’m over 18.. they’re not interested in real women.. LOL!!!

  • Japanese Says: April 1st, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Ariana,J.C.W, and K
    LOL what a bunch of losers.where u com from?CHINA?KOREA?
    GET LOST.

  • J.C.W Says: April 5th, 2009 at 12:16 am

    wow, what amazing evaluations on your half, too bad you’re wrong. I’m neither from China or Korea. Why, would you assume superiority if I were?

    I provided information and facts, and your judgement proves faulty. Even K expressed his personal opinions, and all you can claim is “get lost” .. wow. cowardly response, indeed. True act of Japanese Bravery and comfrontation. Reminds me of how they deny participation of WW2 and other wars they created and cowadly performed “sneak-attacks” on.

    actually, Koreans were the ones who taught the JAPS (Justified Asian Pedophiles) how to eat with chopsticks, if I’m not mistaken.

    Get lost? lol why? cause we’re not licking japan’s anus while they feed us your precious little anime (which, btw, has cheap 2 frame animation/predictable events while flauting pre-pubescent boobs and screaming child-rape?

    Talk about “losers”… Japanese, it appears you are ALREADY lost.

  • J.C.W Says: April 5th, 2009 at 12:20 am

    it’s not like we provided cheesy emotional opinions like “get lost..” K was kind enough to discuss the matter and reasonably listen to your opinion as to “why Japan isn’t what he claims despite his *personal* experience..” you’re dealing with an attractive intellectual here.. and you can’t even mutter an intelligent word. “Oh he has opinions, he must be from Korea or China! How can he not ADORE Japan despite their taxes going to child pornography, cheesy sex hotels and lack of egotism and shitty entertainment?!”

    lol GOT LIFE?

  • J.C.W Says: April 5th, 2009 at 12:24 am

    typo; “lack of egotism” hah! if only. I meant lack of dignity. and shitty entertainment..

    Example; Hardgay humping a girl on her shoulder because she cried that he took her food from her and he wanted to make her “feel better” whilst people laughed at his tight leather pants dry humping her shoulder??? She was around the ages of 6-12 (but of course!)

    ..oh yeah, such honorable people!

    http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher86.html

    Sorry reality is so cruel to you, “Japanese..” (the user)

  • Regina Says: April 8th, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Yeah, Japanese people are a little off. Well, alot off. And they seem to be okay with it. Sometimes, I don’t understand them. Are they okay with the things they do, or do they just not know that it’s wrong? Both are equally as bad.

    I think that Japanese people are very, oblivious. I think they can’t grasp the fact that child rape is disgusting, that grown women acting like dips are not kawaii. I don’t think they will ever get it. They are very immature people. Even if they are book smart, they lack common sense, and they lack the sense of right and wrong.

    Every Japanese person that I’ve met, has been off in one way or another. Men and women. They just….aren’t right.

  • Ariana Says: April 30th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Wow, so if we discuss our personal experience in knowledge of Japan in general… that makes us either automatically wrong or ‘korean and chinese…???” what logic!!

    EXAMPLE;

    Normal Person; “omg omg !! the japanese men just raped those 6 year old children and are bragging about it and making cheesy two frame animations about it for their people and fanatics to masturbate to!!! those bastards!!!”

    JAPANESE; “WHAT?! Did you just generally call the Japanese bastards??? you must be korean/chinese!”

    Yeah, you’re right, huh? Cause it couldn’t possibly be because they brag about child rape while worshiping penises and giving penises the only credit for fertility, right? As if ovaries don’t play the main role. (but that’s another story) the point is.. your logic is faulty. and explains your ignorant interests. (To JAPANESE; the username)

  • JJ Says: June 22nd, 2009 at 6:14 am

    To be honest, many cultures celebrate the penis…
    There’s one location where they have statues and drawings of penises 24/7. Not just for a festival.

  • Ariana Says: June 24th, 2009 at 8:26 am

    Yes, the irony just resides in the fact that despite the 30,000 worshippers of the japanese festival.. the great penis god doesn’t seem to be responding well to their high demand and need for reproduction in Japan. Hmm…. irony.

    Just stating a fact.

    *shrugs* maybe they’re not ‘worshipping’ hard enough ? More penis lollipops and goofing off everyone! hurry!

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