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How Do Parachutes Work

June 17th, 2008

This guy goes skydiving for the first time.

After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.

Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.

As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a Blonde coming up the other way.

He shouts to her “Do you know anything about parachutes?”

“No”, the blonde says, “do you know anything about gas stoves?”

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One Response to “How Do Parachutes Work”

  • KaitabasuraMardhanaya Says: February 6th, 2009 at 6:32 am

    As a Newbie, I am always searching online for articles that can help me. Thank you

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