I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked. I said, “Come on, you know you don’t want to do this!” She said, “I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyway.” For some reason I actually believed her and pushed through the door. She had a rope tied to her ankles.

I asked “Aren’t you trying to hang yourself?”

“Yes, what’s your point?”

“Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks”

“Yeah well, I tried that, But then I couldn’t breathe.”