Comments on: Enjoy a Cup of Tea

By: Dude

Dude — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:15:51 +0000

Does anyone remember the Indian who tried to break a world record by drinking 473 cups of tea? It was tragic…he drowned in his tea pee.

By: Guest

Guest — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:00:45 +0000

Son,

It was troublesome but even at the time I could see some humor. After all, so many of our neighbors probably deserved sweet cleansing fire. After all, you remember that couple who was always ranting about godless communism and the presidents bodily fluids? The last thing they expected was to see the flames licking at the back of their cabin while little sister sprayed lighter fluid on their door step.

With Squid,

Guest

By: Son Of Guest

Son Of Guest — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:52:32 +0000

Dad.
You remember those tea parties my older sister used to throw when she was 4 years old? And I used to fill the cups with your Barbasol shaving cream and force all her dolls to take a sip? By the time Sissy came back from the bathroom, they all looked like they had rabies. She screamed her little head off, doused them with lighter fluid and set them ablaze. Jeeze… how many times did we have to move because of the same damn joke?
Son of Guest

By: Marcello

Marcello — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:28:22 +0000

I’d love a cup of tea right now!

By: Guest

Guest — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:35:10 +0000

I’m sure everyone wanted teabag pictures, but its better to have a tea party than a lemon party any day