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1. Guest
   Posted January 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink
   Dont challenge a clown to a fist fight in front of children
   Dont bring hookers to your church, even on Sunday
   Dont wear her underwear on your head in court

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2. Son Of Guest
   Posted January 6, 2009 at 12:56 pm | Permalink
   You forgot one: Don’t defecate in the closets.

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3. WaterBoy
   Posted January 7, 2009 at 1:27 am | Permalink
   I wish I had read this advice sooner :/

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4. Fudd
   Posted January 7, 2009 at 5:54 am | Permalink
   If you push something hard enough it will fall over.

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