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		<title>By: samantha</title>
		<link>http://www.funtasticus.com/2009/01/08/outrageous-traffic-accident-excuses/comment-page-1/#comment-13308</link>
		<dc:creator>samantha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:20:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great post</description>
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		<title>By: Guest</title>
		<link>http://www.funtasticus.com/2009/01/08/outrageous-traffic-accident-excuses/comment-page-1/#comment-13251</link>
		<dc:creator>Guest</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Son,

I remember reading the telegram about that accident and to be honest, I did shed a tear for the loss of the soup.

From the archives,

Guest</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Son,</p>
<p>I remember reading the telegram about that accident and to be honest, I did shed a tear for the loss of the soup.</p>
<p>From the archives,</p>
<p>Guest</p>
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		<title>By: Son Of Guest</title>
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		<dc:creator>Son Of Guest</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was 5 when I was in my first car accident. My mom tried to feed me while she was talking on the phone driving slow in the passing lanes on I-76. The dog jumped into the front seat and started humping the arm-rest, causing a pot that had soup in it to overturn and fall onto the accelerator peddle which disintegrated on contact. So did the rubber parts on her $120 shoes, which stuck to the lever and adhered her to the firewall. I only got a few minor bruises around my mouth, but the dog died and the soup was spoiled.

I wish you had been there dad, you may have at least saved the soup.

Son of Guest</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was 5 when I was in my first car accident. My mom tried to feed me while she was talking on the phone driving slow in the passing lanes on I-76. The dog jumped into the front seat and started humping the arm-rest, causing a pot that had soup in it to overturn and fall onto the accelerator peddle which disintegrated on contact. So did the rubber parts on her $120 shoes, which stuck to the lever and adhered her to the firewall. I only got a few minor bruises around my mouth, but the dog died and the soup was spoiled.</p>
<p>I wish you had been there dad, you may have at least saved the soup.</p>
<p>Son of Guest</p>
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