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1. Guest
   Posted January 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm | Permalink
   Let me tell you about family values, if we cared more about family we wouldnt have half the problems in the world that we

   ONIONS!

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2. Son Of Guest
   Posted January 9, 2009 at 1:07 pm | Permalink
   The last time I was in a hospital, they had to remove a couple of aliens nested in the pit of my arm. Not that it was the most uncomfortable operation in the world, it was just that the doctor could hardly past the blubber of the lab techs and nurses around the table to do his work properly. In the end I ended up with an extra arm pit and twice as many aliens than I walked in with. Such is the life in modern day practices of surgery. At least I got ice cream after I was in the recovery room.

   Squid and chopsticks.
   -SoG

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3. Smarkflea
   Posted January 9, 2009 at 8:50 pm | Permalink
   None of the nurses around here look like them…

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4. WaterBoy
   Posted January 9, 2009 at 9:40 pm | Permalink
   I’s want a nurse that can empty my bedpan and give me the correct doseage of medicine NOT some silly hot bimbo that prob thinks the bedpan is some fancy cereal bowl.

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5. Dude
   Posted January 10, 2009 at 6:35 am | Permalink
   When I get old and have to go to a nursing home I want to go to these nurses homes.

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