Dad… did Aunt Toosie move to Russia? I swear that looks just like her on that park bench. I remember she wasn’t one much for etiquette, but I still would have like to have gotten my birthday present instead of her using it as a pillow.
Son, stop talking about our family in public. People will find out about your incestuous urge to defecate on strangers while they sleep. The family secrets must not be divulged; who knows what would happen if they really knew who you were.
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Dad… did Aunt Toosie move to Russia? I swear that looks just like her on that park bench. I remember she wasn’t one much for etiquette, but I still would have like to have gotten my birthday present instead of her using it as a pillow.
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Son, stop talking about our family in public. People will find out about your incestuous urge to defecate on strangers while they sleep. The family secrets must not be divulged; who knows what would happen if they really knew who you were.
ever been funny? ^
they make me laugh every time