Sexual Consultation

“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”

“Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.”

The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett,” the medic said. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.”

The doctor took the husband aside. “I can see why you can’t get it up.”


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4 Comments

  1. Posted January 15, 2009 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    Maybe she had boils?

  2. Cream
    Posted January 15, 2009 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

    Have you missed the punchline???

  3. Son Of Guest
    Posted January 15, 2009 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    He was in denial.

  4. Me
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 12:12 am | Permalink

    It’s just as dumb if you know the real punchline:

    The doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said. “Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.”

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