A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 A.M. for an early flight to Sydney.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5.00 A.M.”.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00 A.M., and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed….
It said… “It’s 5.00 A.M., wake up!”
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Before television we often passed the time throwing beer bottles at passing strangers. One night the street lights were out and we were tossing our empties at a portly gentleman down the hill as he huffed and puffed his way up the slope. Well wouldnt you know it, it turns out the fat man was Mayor Perkins! Well old Sammy who I was drinking with had been shtupping Mayor Perkins daughter Annie even though she was engaged to marry the son of the local banker. The banker’s son was a bit soft in the head, so old Sammy could run around with Annie Perkins all he liked. Unfortunately Mayor Perkins wasnt too fond of old Sammy since he had a reputation as a bit of a home wrecker. Mayor Perkins was bearing a grudge and came with his pistol.
I’ll have to tell you the rest of the story later, its time for dinner.
Guess this was before my time. I can’t imagine doing anything without a TV. I have one in my Ford Galaxy, one mounted to the wall of my closet, 2 in the kitchen, little 13″ ones in all the bed rooms and a 200″ diagonal projection screen in my living room. Too bad I can only get channel 12 which only plays “I Love Lucy” reruns.