Comments on: Getting the Better of Teachers http://www.funtasticus.com/2009/01/20/getting-the-better-of-teachers/ Funtasticus.com provides the best entertainment on the web. Daily issues with jokes, humor, videos, pictures and much more! Dont miss out! Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:37:27 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Son of Guest http://www.funtasticus.com/2009/01/20/getting-the-better-of-teachers/comment-page-1/#comment-13716 Son of Guest Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:33:11 +0000 http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=8324#comment-13716 Question: Did old Sammy ever get you that job in the city morgue? I know it was a hope of yours when you were younger. I would think that kind of experience would have taken you far in the meat packing industry. Spam and Eggs Son of Guest Question: Did old Sammy ever get you that job in the city morgue? I know it was a hope of yours when you were younger. I would think that kind of experience would have taken you far in the meat packing industry.

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]]> By: Guest http://www.funtasticus.com/2009/01/20/getting-the-better-of-teachers/comment-page-1/#comment-13713 Guest Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:27:37 +0000 http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=8324#comment-13713 So where was I? Oh right, it seems Mayor Perkins had his pistol with him when he came up to where old Sammy and I were drinking and from the red in his eyes we figured that Mayor Perkins had been enjoying the company of his backyard still as well. We figured his aim wouldnt be too good but no point risking it at close range so we decided to make our exit through the house and out into the wood round back. Old Sammy figured that the last place Perkins would look for him would be in Perkins own house so he went running down the creek so he could enjoy the company of Annie and hide from her father at the same time. As for me I figured I'd just walk around the woods till the Mayor got tired and went elsewhere. Turns out both our plans worked like a charm. Mayor Perkins passed out in my driveway and the next day he didnt remember a thing. A month or so later Annie comes down pregnant and theres no doubt around town that old Sammy is the father so a wedding is hastily arranged. Seeing as how old Sammy was now his son in law, Mayor Perkins figured that it wouldnt do for the father of his grandson to be unemployed so pretty soon old Sammy became Deputy Sammy. I figure he's got a fast track promotion coming once the Sheriff retires. So where was I?

Oh right, it seems Mayor Perkins had his pistol with him when he came up to where old Sammy and I were drinking and from the red in his eyes we figured that Mayor Perkins had been enjoying the company of his backyard still as well. We figured his aim wouldnt be too good but no point risking it at close range so we decided to make our exit through the house and out into the wood round back. Old Sammy figured that the last place Perkins would look for him would be in Perkins own house so he went running down the creek so he could enjoy the company of Annie and hide from her father at the same time. As for me I figured I’d just walk around the woods till the Mayor got tired and went elsewhere.

Turns out both our plans worked like a charm. Mayor Perkins passed out in my driveway and the next day he didnt remember a thing. A month or so later Annie comes down pregnant and theres no doubt around town that old Sammy is the father so a wedding is hastily arranged. Seeing as how old Sammy was now his son in law, Mayor Perkins figured that it wouldnt do for the father of his grandson to be unemployed so pretty soon old Sammy became Deputy Sammy. I figure he’s got a fast track promotion coming once the Sheriff retires.

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