Of Managers and Engineers

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below says, “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.”

“You must be an engineer,” says the balloonist.

“I am” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “Everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”

The man below says, “You must be a manager”.

“I am,” replies the balloonist, “But how did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”


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2 Comments

  1. Posted January 20, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    Through careful planning and effort, on July 15th, 1986 at 8:40AM, the entire Guest family moved their bowels at the same time.

  2. Son of Guest
    Posted January 20, 2009 at 12:47 pm | Permalink

    I failed math.

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  1. By TripleDot » Blog Archive » Managers and engineers on January 20, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    [...] posted here Tags: engineers managers Categories: Fun Posted By: Tim Last Edit: 20 Jan 2009 @ 07 37 PM [...]

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