Paris Hilton’s nipples tell you the weather (Celebridiot)

Random Retro Baseball Player: Pascual Perez (Sharapova’s Thigh)

Joe Torre’s tell-all book is already becoming a movie (Cuzoogle)

Can you find Waldo at Obama’s inauguration? (Brahsome)

MySpace Toolbox: Taking Steroids by Nick (Uncoached)

Get Fired Up:  Flashback to Jock Jams Volume 1 (Ice Ice Babies)

Win Stuff with “The Beast” (Gunaxin)

Desperate and dateless rejoice! Your virtual 3D girlfriend is here (The Bachelor Guy)

Church has never been so much fun (Afrojacks)

Natasha Marley: Another Big Breast Brit Babe (MoonDog Sports)

Velcroed thongs and TV theme songs. It must be Dear Illuminati. (9 to Fried)

Alessandra Ambrosio esta bonita in a bikini (Observation Bubble)

Megan Fox playing Guitar Hero is sexy (Wii Hotties)