I already gave you a warning about drinking and boning, but if you happen to see one of these ladies in the club make sure to get her some drinks before you are too blitz to make a proper move.  Now by move I mean going onto the dance floor and bashing your love muscle against any part of her body she leans in your direction.  If she seems a bit to drunk to grind back a Red Bull and anything usually gets them really excited and bouncy.  Thank me later.

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With a big weekend of drinking ahead of all of us please remember that is only takes one beer too many to end up with a person you will have to have surgically removed from your memory.

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Esquire has the great ability to turn any women, no matter how classy, into a very slutty looking covergirl.  Sure you could photograph these women in jeans and a sweatshirt to create a respectable classy cover, but why not strip them of their clothes and pour some form of liquid over their body or throw a tie on them.  These photographers are artits I tell you!

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Don’t get me wrong I love the Summer, but Autumn has a lot of solid features.  It is the start of football (American), baseball playoffs, and the best feature of all Skirt and Boot Season.  If you don’t know what this is please drop me a line and I will put a post together for you.

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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

‘Not yet momma,’ said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

‘How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?’ he asks.

‘Well,’ his mother says, ‘I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.’

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: ‘Are you going to tell him, or should I?

Alice Greczyn is so sexy and looks so innocent (Holy Taco)

Big boobs can’t overcome fish lips (The Dirty)

Elle MacPherson just hates to wear a bikini top (Taxi Driver Movie)

MMA Fighter Gina Carano In A Bikini (Camel Tap)

Brazilian ultra hot twins Bia And Branca Feres Celebrate 21st Birthday (Busted Coverage)

Evan Rachel Wood is tainted, in lingerie (on205th)

Obama Girl playing Wii Fit is yummy (Wii Hotties)

OctoMom Offered $1 Mill For Porno. In Other News, Porn Industry Loses Its Mind. (The Bachelor Guy)

99 Words for Boobs (Gunaxin)

Christina Milian gets sexy for King magazine (NS4W)

Gisele Bundchen sexy for Elle (Celebridiot)

College Hottie Brittany (College Humor)

Jennifer Ellison is a smoking glamour model that is know for two amazing boobs and I for one believe they should be shared with the world as often as humanly possible.  So enjoy my gift of sharing her December 2008 spread from Nuts magazine….another awesome UK periodical.

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A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out.

“While my client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. However his arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by just his limb.”

“Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he so chooses.”

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

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