In the short years I have been working as a cross-dressing pimp, I have never come across any two pineapples that look the same. I don’t know what it is about the plant. Maybe they have the same kind of singularity that snowflakes or pork chops have, but I truly believe that with advances in cloning we should be seeing identical pineapples sometime within the next 2 three decades. I will report back when this happens.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down your hair…. and dear God I hope you shaved – well, ya know