Remember you bring the nice girl home to met the parents, but you video tape the wild girl doing naughty things and cherish it for a lifetime.  I am pretty sure that is an ancient proverb or verse from the Bible.  Now I haven’t read the Bible since I was forced to in school to get a grade, but I think that naughty girls that enjoy wild romps in bed was there someplace.  Something like Thou are to beddeth the untamed whorish one and whilst thou is lying with them shall etch thy image.  Roughly translated that is make some home movies!

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