Mom is smarter than her son

A Mom comes to visit her son John who’s living with a female roommate named Samantha. John’s mother doesn’t like the idea of her son living with a woman, as he’s in college and doesn’t need any distractions. To ease his mother’s worries, John invites her to stay for dinner.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what your thinking Mom, but I assure you, Samantha and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Samantha came to John saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver peanut butter jar. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” John said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”


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4 Comments

  1. Posted April 10, 2009 at 8:05 am | Permalink

    Sneaky

  2. a-brit
    Posted April 10, 2009 at 10:44 am | Permalink

    who has a silver jar for peanut butter?

  3. dad
    Posted April 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    Eh???? don’t get it!!!

    is it an American thing????

  4. dad
    Posted April 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm | Permalink

    ahh just found page 2!!!!!!

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