Be careful when you are walking around today because ninjas are everywhere. Sometimes you can spot them because they are fat and slow, but sexy ninjas will confuse no matter what. If you don’t see them and they kill you you think “Hey hottie ninja just stabbed me!”  and if you do see her you re like “Hey check out the hottie ninja!”  While you do that she comes up and stabs you to death…so just be careful out there people.