Put down the gel!  Put it the fuck down now!!  I don’t get some guys these days.  i get that they were brought up in an age were Axe body spray is the top selling scent for 8th graders, but once you can make decisions for yourself buy a mirror.  Once you do that have your family make you look at yourself before leaving the house.  If everyone laughs at you take the hint and face the fact that you are indeed a tool.